Talia Maselli of Newington, Connecticut, is officially Yr. Wonkette's favorite teen of the day, because of her excellent taste in men. Last fall, she sent a prom invitation to her ideal date: Old Handsome Joe Biden. Smart girl, thinks ahead. Unfortunately the Veep couldn't make it, even after this seemingly irresistible pitch:
KFC corsage? So you can pin a breast to her breast?
Rebecca's foibles?
Pix or GTFO!
at least break out with a good shot of some sidefoible
gives a whole new meaning to being someone's wingman
He could have sent some liquor too instead of relying on McLovin.
Boehners are a dime a dozen on prom night <sad trombone>
There has to be something newsworthy - as in, unusual, or unexpected - for said foibles to attract any attention.
He certainly wouldn't recognize true Grits.