Hey there, Old Handsome Joe Biden! How you liking the motorcars at the Detroit Auto Show? Too bad the Secret Service won't let you take a literal victory lap, but the metaphorical kind isn't bad, either: “What a difference five years makes,” Mr. Biden said to auto executives, noting that in 2009 car sales plunged and many questioned whether the auto industry could survive the recession. Auto sales have surged in recent months and climbed back to precrisis levels.
With all due respect to them both, even President Obama couldn't rock that 'Vette any harder than OHJ. Vroom vroom, Mr. Vice President, Vroom, vroom. (You have to say this part in Patrick Stewart's voice)
<i>...noting that in 2009 car sales plunged and many</i> --especially self-serving GOP fkwd losers like Mitt Romney-- <i>questioned whether the auto industry could survive the recession.</i>
Keep rockin&#039; Joe! [w/ opening chords to &quot;Born to Be Wild&quot; blaring in the background...]
It&rsquo;s the booth babes that make the car show. Cars are second on Joe&rsquo;s list.
With all due respect to them both, even President Obama couldn&#039;t rock that &#039;Vette any harder than OHJ. Vroom vroom, Mr. Vice President, Vroom, vroom. (You have to say this part in Patrick Stewart&#039;s voice)
I would jump at the chance to go head-to-head against our beloved and highly respected VPOTUS in a Roomba race.
Eh, my skid marks <strike>are</strike> were far more striking and &quot;aromatic.&quot; Just ask my Mom.
But you might have to do some traveling to see her, because she is currently loading Glocks in Carmel.
In a suit, no less.
Ho-mo-sechsul for muscle cars, you mean.
<i>He also sat behind the wheel of a red Stingray while new GM CEO</i> Cameron Diaz dirtied the windshield for him.
<i>...noting that in 2009 car sales plunged and many</i> --especially self-serving GOP fkwd losers like Mitt Romney-- <i>questioned whether the auto industry could survive the recession.</i>
Keep rockin&#039; Joe! [w/ opening chords to &quot;Born to Be Wild&quot; blaring in the background...]