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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

It’s the booth babes that make the car show. Cars are second on Joe’s list.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

With all due respect to them both, even President Obama couldn't rock that 'Vette any harder than OHJ. Vroom vroom, Mr. Vice President, Vroom, vroom. (You have to say this part in Patrick Stewart's voice)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I would jump at the chance to go head-to-head against our beloved and highly respected VPOTUS in a Roomba race.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Eh, my skid marks <strike>are</strike> were far more striking and "aromatic." Just ask my Mom.

But you might have to do some traveling to see her, because she is currently loading Glocks in Carmel.

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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

In a suit, no less.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ho-mo-sechsul for muscle cars, you mean.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>He also sat behind the wheel of a red Stingray while new GM CEO</i> Cameron Diaz dirtied the windshield for him.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>...noting that in 2009 car sales plunged and many</i> --especially self-serving GOP fkwd losers like Mitt Romney-- <i>questioned whether the auto industry could survive the recession.</i>

Keep rockin' Joe! [w/ opening chords to "Born to Be Wild" blaring in the background...]

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