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No disrespect to OHJ, but you all think this Pavone's big mistake is trying to deny communion to <i>him</i>?

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Who isn't?

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We'll leave the light on for ya.

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People consistently fail to make the proper conversion of time units. Seven days in God time = 13 billion years, so "any God-minute now" works out to at least 1.3 million years. Which means we're going to be listening to these idiots for a long, long time.

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they also never seemed to have a problem taking the blood money of mobsters and offering them communion, despite all the dead bodies in the trunk

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My other car is a dinosaur

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i hope they all like following their shiny new pope into care for the poor and concern for the environment.

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snipy this post makes me smile with the warmth of a thousand suns.

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And are Catholic politicians who support the death penalty ever denied communion?

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I will never think of my fave trap rapper the same again, never made the Jeezy/Jesus connection somehow.

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I had a Bobby Sherman poster, back in the day.

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Those corpses were TOTALLY asking for it, also, too.

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Nothing like a Bloody Mary on Easter morning.

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...communion shouldn't be used as a "weapon", but EXCOMMUNICATION on the other hand is the Catholic Churches version of a silenced AR-15 with a 60 bullet mag, festooned with Hello Kitty stickers!!!

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Wuerl and Pavone, enter the Octagon.

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Everybody is against abortion. It's sad and hard. But not everyone thinks our government should try to stop it. Because of the Constitution. And because I can't find where Jesus had a "choose life" bumper sticker on his dinosaur.

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