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bobbert's avatar

No disrespect to OHJ, but you all think this Pavone's big mistake is trying to deny communion to <i>him</i>?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

People consistently fail to make the proper conversion of time units. Seven days in God time = 13 billion years, so "any God-minute now" works out to at least 1.3 million years. Which means we're going to be listening to these idiots for a long, long time.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they also never seemed to have a problem taking the blood money of mobsters and offering them communion, despite all the dead bodies in the trunk

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

My other car is a dinosaur

fuflans's avatar

i hope they all like following their shiny new pope into care for the poor and concern for the environment.

fuflans's avatar

snipy this post makes me smile with the warmth of a thousand suns.

Vienna Woods's avatar

And are Catholic politicians who support the death penalty ever denied communion?

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I will never think of my fave trap rapper the same again, never made the Jeezy/Jesus connection somehow.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I had a Bobby Sherman poster, back in the day.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Those corpses were TOTALLY asking for it, also, too.

schmannity's avatar

Nothing like a Bloody Mary on Easter morning.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...communion shouldn't be used as a "weapon", but EXCOMMUNICATION on the other hand is the Catholic Churches version of a silenced AR-15 with a 60 bullet mag, festooned with Hello Kitty stickers!!!

WA Bishop's avatar

Wuerl and Pavone, enter the Octagon.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Everybody is against abortion. It's sad and hard. But not everyone thinks our government should try to stop it. Because of the Constitution. And because I can't find where Jesus had a "choose life" bumper sticker on his dinosaur.