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fuflans's avatar

this is all very well and weepy but why are we not covering <i>scotland</i>???

and much more pertinently, WHO GETS WHO???

this will not be the last time i post this i'm sure.

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artem1s's avatar

this pic with piles of kitten photoshopped around their feet. Awwwwwww purrrfection!

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obligatory valentine jpeg... <a href="http://regswatson.files.wor..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://regswatson.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/175...">http://regswatson.files.wor...

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artem1s's avatar

I'm pretty sure this would have given Ben Franklin a woody....

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artem1s's avatar

Dear Dan Savage,

Is it normal to dress up in your dead grandpa's tighty whities? asking for a friend...

Carnal Underwear Man

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WA Bishop's avatar

<i>ticka-ticka-ticka crank!</i>

Wow, 1942! "The year is 1942, America is responding to the attack on Pearl Harbor, and two Iowa girls find lasting love with each other...."

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WA Bishop's avatar

Yes, or God is not omniscient, not consistent, or not as a big an asshole as the conservatives seem to think He is (or, of course, non-existent. God forbid.)

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Ikimizi's avatar

In a hundred years, Christians will be claiming to have led the way on gay rights, just like they ended slavery.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Obviously the union of these two adorable ladies is contributing to the death of traditional marriage.

And that is a very good thing.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

How the Hell am I supposed to snark about this? I can't even be vile...

Congrats to you both and STFU haters, they deserve to be happy

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

This is a lovely story. They are an adorable couple and appear to be extra blessed by being married by the Vicar of Dibley. Good on them!

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Many more stories like this and I won't have to drink so much.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So God never sent a tornado to punish them, even though He had 72 years to get around to it? Make you wonder if being gay is maybe not such a big deal after all.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh the comments... Worst: "72 years of sin is still SIN. May they come to know Christ before they take their last breaths."

BEST: "It's Lot and his Daughters, not Lot and his Sons!!!!"

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bobbert's avatar

Prolly secret to dissuade 80-year old practical jokers.

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