You are riding down a lonely road, somewhere in the rural South, let us call it "Tennessee." You decide, because you have never seen a horror movie, that you will take the "scenic route," and while you are at it, why not go into the basement alone?
Don’t mess with a grandmother with a strapon.
(1) They're already about as absurd as possible and (2) There's not much left to reduce
Goodness, that Gunniss King is a real Mensa candidate. I wonder if he's related to Steve.
She has relatives in Missouri <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-cour...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...
Dagnabbit.
Keep doing this shit, gun nuts! Eventually we&#039;ll get to the <i>reductio ad absurdum</i> we need to take your precious gunz away.
But please, try not to kill people. Shoot into the ground or something.
If I were a postal worker, I would be very afraid.
Meet Mark Kessler&rsquo;s mother.
She seems nice.
This conjured images of furious Grannie Clampett screaming about &quot;Revenuers!&quot; while waiving her rifle wildly.
Was there any banjo music involved?
I get the distinct impression that rural life in most of the South would make 13 Vend&eacute;miaire look like a street fair.
It could have been a convertible with the top up.
Don&rsquo;t mess with a grandmother with a strapon.
(1) They&#039;re already about as absurd as possible and (2) There&#039;s not much left to reduce
Goodness, that Gunniss King is a real Mensa candidate. I wonder if he&#039;s related to Steve.
She has relatives in Missouri <a href="http://www.stltoday.com/new..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-cour...">http://www.stltoday.com/new...
Dagnabbit.
Keep doing this shit, gun nuts! Eventually we&#039;ll get to the <i>reductio ad absurdum</i> we need to take your precious gunz away.
But please, try not to kill people. Shoot into the ground or something.
If I were a postal worker, I would be very afraid.
Meet Mark Kessler&rsquo;s mother.
She seems nice.
This conjured images of furious Grannie Clampett screaming about &quot;Revenuers!&quot; while waiving her rifle wildly.
Was there any banjo music involved?
I get the distinct impression that rural life in most of the South would make 13 Vend&eacute;miaire look like a street fair.
It could have been a convertible with the top up.