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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I think it means Obama was wearing a tan suit.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Fuckin rats deserting the ship so they do not have to admit it was they who chewed through the wiring and sunk the mother fucker.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Google harder. It is a thing what is actually true. Half the time the test they claim to have taken is an online "test"

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george lastrapes's avatar

I think Obama should be drafted, recalled to the presidency, because an invalid election has produced a fluke. And when last I looked flukes could not be president.If Obama absolutely refuses, Proconsul MacMasters. How I like the sound of that.

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george lastrapes's avatar

Jessica, go do your homework and don't speak when adults are talking, or the keys to that Acura are staying right where they are.

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george lastrapes's avatar

"...or so he said, gasping for breath, his feet pedalling the air madly..."

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Fusilier 0770's avatar

Lt. Colonel is pretty much the terminal rank for any officer who enjoyed a mediocre 20 year military career and didn't fuck up too much. Its a respected rank, but not a distinguished one.

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Fusilier 0770's avatar

Me thinks that his prime usefulness for FOX was, "hey, lookie here at this military guy shit all over the Kenyan Usurper by calling him emasculating names, saying he hates the troops, and every decision he makes his bad." Peters had a pretty good idea of what he hated and in the age of Obama his hatreds and the proclivities of FOX's demographics aligned, which meant more invites as a contributor. Now FOX has decided to shift from being just a non-stop shitposting vehicle of anti-Obama screeds to a full-on propaganda arm of the current administration. In his heart, I believe he thinks Obama was the anti-Christ, but he refuses to drink the kool-aid that FOX is now selling to their demographic that this current administration is the exact antithesis of that.

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asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

What did you find? Can you point me to a study that shows that people who share their IQ are routinely lying, or that they know/acknowledge that the test they took is bogus? I suppose if someone can't discern whether they are taking a legitimate test they are probably not too bright, but is that lying about your result?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

So... everything was fine until he felt that he was personally insulted by the steady stream of sewage issuing from Faux?

Well, if that isn't the most Republican thing...

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rielly ✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ's avatar

. . . because it's true.

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Dante Ardenz's avatar

An excellent point ! Too old for Major ,but to mediocre for full Colonel .

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lurch394's avatar

Or the piano player.

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rg9rts's avatar

you aren't bright enough to understand that my comment was aimed at the Colonel...you fail reading comprehension.

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ken_kukec's avatar

"...“if we were in a good mood, we’d brand them” with a “D” so they’d be shamed for life."

I believe that came early in the 156 episodes (the bulk of the series) written by Arthur Digby Sellers (not exactly a lightweight).

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shivaskeeper's avatar

I'm glad Peters is finally out of Fox. As others have said, it's worth it if it drags a few more viewers away. I have no idea what his real reasons for leaving are.

I am sure there was no epiphany. He was an intelligence officer. He damn well knew and knows what propaganda looks and sounds like, and how it's used. He knew it when he started there, he knew it five years ago, he knew it the day he resigned, and he knows it today. FFS, he helped them spread the propaganda. I would not be shocked to find he helped them craft it even if he wasn't the one actually speaking it.

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