Oh, fiddlesticks, what have the Democrats gotten themselves into this time ? That's okay, Bill Clinton will squiggle out of the seaweed cocoon he keeps himself in and come to save them. Did anyone ask him to do this? Well, no, apparently Bill Clinton will just call you up and let you know he is here to rescue you and will show up to have a huge rally with you. Bill Clinton, you see, has a lot of ideas about what the Democratic Party's message should be, and he's going to tell it to the people of this country because he is convinced they all want to have sex with him. It's funny, though, that so many of his chosen candidates lose! Such as his wife, in his last major campaign push! Or, soon, Kendrick Meek, for whom Clinton has appeared "more than a half-dozen" times. Or, say, Gavin Newsom, who is pictured next to Clinton for this article as the old president does his best "I feel so good being your God!" pose.
I have a friend who went to high school with Bill Clinton. Apparently that charm and self-confidence date back to at least 6th grade. And if someone can be charming and self-confident in 6th grade...
Gee, who woulda thunk that an ex-president ten years out of office who presided over an economic boom and was succeeded by eight years of a handiabled baboon with Darth Vader for a best friend and an economic catastrophe would be more popular than the guy who actually has to run shit during this time of FAIL and is considered a Kenyan Muslin Socializt by at least a third of the American public! It's unbelievable!
Loose women and tons of fast food! Clinton would like to live in a world of constant campaigning.
I have a friend who went to high school with Bill Clinton. Apparently that charm and self-confidence date back to at least 6th grade. And if someone can be charming and self-confident in 6th grade...
Gee, who woulda thunk that an ex-president ten years out of office who presided over an economic boom and was succeeded by eight years of a handiabled baboon with Darth Vader for a best friend and an economic catastrophe would be more popular than the guy who actually has to run shit during this time of FAIL and is considered a Kenyan Muslin Socializt by at least a third of the American public! It's unbelievable!
That would have been an interesting movie if Robert Redford had been interested in Woody Harrelson.
When Bill Clinton was President, according to a national poll 40% of the women surveyed said they would sleep with him.
The other 60% said once was enough.
this entire post is one big sexual tease.