The New York Daily News has the scoop on a new book that uncovers (Ha! Ha!) Old Handsome Joe Biden's habit of swimming nude, just like John Quincy Adams, except not in the Potomac, so no lady reporters can sit on his clothes to get an exclusive interview. According to Wall Street Journal reporter Ronald Kessler's
Secret Service 1: I'm utterly scandalized by Joe swimming around with his hoohah flopping out. Secret Service 2: You can't even tell if he's naked from here. Secret Service 1: You can if you climb this tree and use binoculars!
...I always figured guarding Dick Cheney should be the shittiest Secret Service assignment! It has to be a pain the ass always wearing garlic around your neck and carrying a crucifix or holy water.
It's probably too late for me to get hired and trained into the Secret Service program to volunteer for this "offensive" mission. Too bad, I'd totally take one for the team.
If that's the most salacious thing they can dredge out of the Obama admiminstration, we've probably got the most boring crew since Ike and Mamie. Good thing we have the teabaggers to make it interesting.
Finally! Dick jokes for everyone!!
Are there any crabs in the Delaware?
Secret Service 1: I'm utterly scandalized by Joe swimming around with his hoohah flopping out. Secret Service 2: You can't even tell if he's naked from here. Secret Service 1: You can if you climb this tree and use binoculars!
So that's why she was talking about moving to D.C.
...I always figured guarding Dick Cheney should be the shittiest Secret Service assignment! It has to be a pain the ass always wearing garlic around your neck and carrying a crucifix or holy water.
Not to mention spending time at 'secret locations'.
...I feel sorry for Cheneys Security detail, I'm sure dragging around his sarcophagus must be a pain in the ass!
Gonna have to redesign his finger puppet...
As always, pics or GTFO!!
It's probably too late for me to get hired and trained into the Secret Service program to volunteer for this "offensive" mission. Too bad, I'd totally take one for the team.
If that's the most salacious thing they can dredge out of the Obama admiminstration, we've probably got the most boring crew since Ike and Mamie. Good thing we have the teabaggers to make it interesting.