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JAWs's avatar

Isis Al Fuq-her in "Sharia's Lay"!

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Obummer is forcing everyone to have vigorously enjoyable sex! Is there no end to his tyranny?

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Well THAT'S dumb. If the oldz just want to talk to the police without anyone showing up, they should just say a black guy is getting beaten outside thier home.

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"I has a sad for this lady."

Mostly cuz she clearly isn't getting any

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"Has Fox News given you helpful tips about the dangers of people who predate and exploit the elderly?"

Boy isn't THAT the pot calling the kettle exploitive.

Incidentally, I must be as hardened as Chris Christie's arteries because I don't feel sorry for this old bat at all. Its sheer luck that the cops she called in this volatile climate had enough good sense to tend to her "concerns" with good laugh instead of a a hail of bullets (which, I'm sure would have comforted granny's psyche more that the Squeaky Bedsprings of Terrorism! ) Particularly since a lady like this would happily vote against measures that would relieve some of the issues malsperanza brought up (The "Cut Off Your Own Nose" initiative) just to make sure Jihad isn't slamming it to ISIS from behind.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Is that a caliphate in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Worse than Fox is Trinity Broadcasting Network!

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

We have become what we used to fear.

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Zhu Bajie's avatar

Yes, invoking Isis, Mother of all living.

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Sounds like the Navy. :-(

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451 Byrnes's avatar

Just don't Charelston, and it'll be okay...

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451 Byrnes's avatar

You, (sir/madam/orientation of choice) Knight, are a Pip.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

How does she know they weren't talking about the goddess ISIS? The one from TV?

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Jamsie's avatar

I had neighbors like that once. Very noisy sexers. But the only time I ever heard them say anything was when they shouted, "do you want to come over?". I shouted back "Yes" and the rest is history.

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I AM R U's avatar

...unfortunately they did a movie with Steve Carell in 2008, which is what they may have be referencing. Me? I watched Get Smart as a kid because I had taste (and it was on before M*A*S*H and combined they made up my allotted daily television amount because my mum was a hippie).

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