Guess we really WILL have to bomb Agrabah now. We've all had THOSE neighbors. You've taken your night time sleepytime medicine, you're flipping the clicker back and forth between Lawrence Welk reruns and the Home Shopping Network, and you're ready to dream about doing the Charleston with visiting Navy men (you're 82 in this scenario), but ISIS just moved in next door, and they have A LOT OF SEX. And it's not just the headboard knocking against the wall, but they are saying ISISes too, while they are doing it! What, you have not had
Well THAT'S dumb. If the oldz just want to talk to the police without anyone showing up, they should just say a black guy is getting beaten outside thier home.
"Has Fox News given you helpful tips about the dangers of people who predate and exploit the elderly?"
Boy isn't THAT the pot calling the kettle exploitive.
Incidentally, I must be as hardened as Chris Christie's arteries because I don't feel sorry for this old bat at all. Its sheer luck that the cops she called in this volatile climate had enough good sense to tend to her "concerns" with good laugh instead of a a hail of bullets (which, I'm sure would have comforted granny's psyche more that the Squeaky Bedsprings of Terrorism! ) Particularly since a lady like this would happily vote against measures that would relieve some of the issues malsperanza brought up (The "Cut Off Your Own Nose" initiative) just to make sure Jihad isn't slamming it to ISIS from behind.
I had neighbors like that once. Very noisy sexers. But the only time I ever heard them say anything was when they shouted, "do you want to come over?". I shouted back "Yes" and the rest is history.
...unfortunately they did a movie with Steve Carell in 2008, which is what they may have be referencing. Me? I watched Get Smart as a kid because I had taste (and it was on before M*A*S*H and combined they made up my allotted daily television amount because my mum was a hippie).
Gott helfe Lars
Isis Al Fuq-her in "Sharia's Lay"!
Obummer is forcing everyone to have vigorously enjoyable sex! Is there no end to his tyranny?
Well THAT'S dumb. If the oldz just want to talk to the police without anyone showing up, they should just say a black guy is getting beaten outside thier home.
"I has a sad for this lady."
Mostly cuz she clearly isn't getting any
"Has Fox News given you helpful tips about the dangers of people who predate and exploit the elderly?"
Boy isn't THAT the pot calling the kettle exploitive.
Incidentally, I must be as hardened as Chris Christie's arteries because I don't feel sorry for this old bat at all. Its sheer luck that the cops she called in this volatile climate had enough good sense to tend to her "concerns" with good laugh instead of a a hail of bullets (which, I'm sure would have comforted granny's psyche more that the Squeaky Bedsprings of Terrorism! ) Particularly since a lady like this would happily vote against measures that would relieve some of the issues malsperanza brought up (The "Cut Off Your Own Nose" initiative) just to make sure Jihad isn't slamming it to ISIS from behind.
Is that a caliphate in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Worse than Fox is Trinity Broadcasting Network!
We have become what we used to fear.
Yes, invoking Isis, Mother of all living.
Sounds like the Navy. :-(
Just don't Charelston, and it'll be okay...
You, (sir/madam/orientation of choice) Knight, are a Pip.
How does she know they weren't talking about the goddess ISIS? The one from TV?
I had neighbors like that once. Very noisy sexers. But the only time I ever heard them say anything was when they shouted, "do you want to come over?". I shouted back "Yes" and the rest is history.
...unfortunately they did a movie with Steve Carell in 2008, which is what they may have be referencing. Me? I watched Get Smart as a kid because I had taste (and it was on before M*A*S*H and combined they made up my allotted daily television amount because my mum was a hippie).