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No, you're <i>supposed</i> to feel ashamed, but no human being who has actually experienced Schadenfreude has really felt ashamed about it.

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It amazes me that the Repo strategery on this issue appears to be based on the assumption that we oldz either do not have children, or have forgotten about them.

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Hmm, funny, I'm almost 65 and Ryan makes me want to find him and punch him in the nuts.

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Actually, that's about the "authenticated" claim of Joe Smith and the Goldish Tablets.

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I hate to tell you this, but after you turn fifty, the blizzard of advertising will go to Force 5.

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Pentheus sees everything twice.

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Fuck me. Hey, Paul, come out to the Coast and address an AARP group. Pleeaaze...

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It's ok, Mitt's church has just finished retroactively baptizing the boos into cheers.

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<i>Hmmm</i>. Surprising. Mebbe pack it up? Just not biting today, it seems. Bait still looks good so you could just put it back in the can and use it later.

Course he could be planning a sneak attack ...

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I've never thought of him as conventionally cute, but I am a guy. I never though Palin was particularly good looking either, for whatever that's worth.

But in either case, once they start talking, fuck me Jesus.

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I would have considered being third in an airtight, but only if the mouth was already done.

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What, seriously a Steeler towel? This could sink his ass.

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Beloit is cosmoville, relatively.

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Tammy vs Tommy will really be a pretty good indicator of Sconnie thinking (and turn-out).

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Oh, do all you can to squelsh that rumor.**

** Ha. Haha. Hahaha.

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Well, I'm an AARP member (because, why not?), and I can still swivel and aim.

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