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I googled. TOW are anti-tank missiles. How kind of North to start the chain of actions that resulted in 270 marines dying in Beirut. I saw the photos of their destroyed bunker there. Devastating. And Repubs scream and gnash their teeth, blaming Hillary for the deaths of soldiers in Benghazi. If they did the tiniest bit of research, they could read the articles that stated Republican - backed legislation cut the funding for more security at the Benghazi embassy, and that Charlene Lamb at the State department directly vetoed more funding for security there. They're barking up the wrong tree, unsurprisingly.

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Nah - its not like it was my *yearbook dedication* or anything..

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Stopped coloring his hair? That hair dye must have been like blood to a vampire. Without it he is disintegrating before our eyes... I seriously wouldn't even recognize him...

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My first thought was where is that picture of a bunny captioned "Not this asshole again."

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He stopped coloring his hair.

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Holy shit. Oliver North "held dying Marines in my arms"? No he didn't, that would be gay. Full of shit, Oliver North looks like hell, and when he drops dead, hell is where he should end up.

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Can we assume that application is stored in your bunk?

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There's the difference between me and a Doctor of Rhetoric. The doctor is in, and he tears down these arguments using formal terminology and all sorts of latiny-sounding words.

Me, I listen and say, "Christ! What an assole!"

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Hey, maybe they wouldn't have been dying if you hadn't been putting them in harm's way on Reagan's behalf, you NRA shill.

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We need a Congress that will laugh at him like real leaders do instead of being a gutless little weasels.

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Where were you holding those Marines, Ollie -- in the hallways of the Pentagon while they were dying of laughter at your ineptitude?

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Thank you for dissecting that stream of half-consciousness that should, on all counts, be not only embarrassing for the lying traitor North but for the asshole "adman" who wrote it for him, because there is no way North can write more than his own name and rank, and he has to look up at his own serial number in order to regurgitate it.

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I didn't hold this grilled cheese in my greasy fingers, so I could listen to that wizened old traitor shill for the gun industry.

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Sit down, you traitorous old fuck. Nobody cares what you have to say.

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Can we?

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Heaven knows DiFi, who's been in politics for some time now, couldn't possibly be against misogyny in general. I'm sure she's never experienced any herself. /s

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