Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad
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San Franciscans have three favorite pastimes: sodomy, jamming up traffic with their bicycles, and protesting things with puppets. This third hobby was on full display yesterday as protesters lined the scenic Embarcardero waiting for the Olympic torch to go running by on its whirlwind tour of the globe. Throughout the world, Olympic officials have been consistently embarrassed by protesters dousing the torch, yelling about China and Tibet and human rights, and saying unkind things about America's Banker. But by San Francisco, they'd gotten wise -- and decided to fake out the protesters in the most farcical running of the Olympic torch ever!
Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad
Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco…
Olympic Torch Fakeout Leaves San Francisco Protesters Burning Mad
San Franciscans have three favorite pastimes: sodomy, jamming up traffic with their bicycles, and protesting things with puppets. This third hobby was on full display yesterday as protesters lined the scenic Embarcardero waiting for the Olympic torch to go running by on its whirlwind tour of the globe. Throughout the world, Olympic officials have been consistently embarrassed by protesters dousing the torch, yelling about China and Tibet and human rights, and saying unkind things about America's Banker. But by San Francisco, they'd gotten wise -- and decided to fake out the protesters in the most farcical running of the Olympic torch ever!