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I know, as I was watching Obama's speech I had that same feeling I got from watching W announcing the Iraq invasion. Why can't people get along or just die?

Happy Friday everyone!

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Somehow a giant picture of half eaten burrito in the morning just seems wrong. Giant boobies however....

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As a millenial who speaks for the generation, I've had an egg-based breakfast almost everyday since I was about 17 or 18.

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What, no "millenials are cereal killers" jokes yet?

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Wonkette promotes the toast and notes the decline in the cereal market in the same article.

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I also have two daughters, and am of the definite opinion that the world should pay women more. Where by "women," I mean, of course, my daughters. Plus my wife, too; she could use a raise. Oh, and by "the world," I mean everybody other than me. Though I suppose if <i>I</i> got paid more, I could pay my wife and daughters more, too. So that would also be acceptable.

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Nope. Plesiosaurs are more closely related to lizards or snakes than they are to dinosaurs.

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Gawker updated its policy using this one weird trick.

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Ain't no shimmy like a lepidosauromorpha shimmy, 'cause a lepidosauromorpha shimmy don't stop.

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