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OMG BEYONCÉ, STOP LITERALLY EATING THE BRAINS OF CHILDREN!
She is making an Illuminati signal to her husband Satan.
We have an important journalism update on the trollop Beyoncé, who insists on being a feminist black lady, and who we learned Monday is an "urban terrorist" and a CIA-funded brainwasher, on top of her normal duties as the president of the Illuminati and also a client. Alex Jones, who is an important political thinker, revealed all of this with help from another important political thinker, Matt Drudge, and Jim Hoft, who is the Stupidest Man On The Internet no matter how you slice it.
[wonkbar]<a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/drudge-sirens-beyonce-murdering-white-america-for-the-cia"></a>[/wonkbar]BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE, and Alex Jones is revealing the Bey-spiracy piece by alarming piece! He visited with James David Manning, that anti-gay Harlem pastor who is nuttier than squirrel poops and will never let the gays buy his church until they prove they can birth babies OUT THEY ASS!
As you can imagine, they had a good little coffee chat, about how it's Obama's fault when black people kill each other, even though Manning says Trayvon Martin and Michael Brown deserved it. This of course involved how Beyoncé is bad:
JONES: I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get them in church, whatever, take them away from Beyoncé, who wants to eat their brain with the CIA, LITERALLY.
Whoa fuckin' hey, does Michelle Obama know about this? Because she's got that White House veggie garden and maybe the soil would be good for Bey and the CIA to grow some baby brains in, we are just saying.
Let's talk some more shit about Queen Bey The CIA Spy Lady:
JONES: Since they weaponized MTV even worse the last three, four years, in all urban black areas crime rates are exploding while crime is going down around the rest of the country, they are putting out, just like in the movie The Kingsman, where they're tellin' you what they're doin' ... the billionaire has a computer program through the media to cause people to kill each other.
Well, that's just a souped up version of what they've got, and they're testing it in the black community! Then when the black community explodes, they're gonna scapegoat the black community even more, and all of this sold like it's empowering the black community. This is so sophisticated!
Whoa dude, like is it all coming together for you now? The government is using Beyoncé to brainwash The Blacks with her stylin' grooves and her baseball bats, and this is going to make them kill each other, and when they DO kill each other, the government is going to blame them for killing each other even though the REAL murderer is Beyoncé Knowles, who eats the babies' brains LITERALLY.
Look up in the sky, dude, the answer is right in front of your face! THEY'RE SPRAYING THE BLACK FOLKS WITH SPECIAL CHEMTRAILS MADE OF THE HOT SAUCE BEYONCÉ KEEPS IN HER BAG WHEN SHE GOES TO RED LOBSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Manning approved of Alex Jones's message:
When I hear a profound statement on my broadcast, I generally say something like this: BOOM-sha-ka-la-ka! And when I hear one that's ultra profound, I give it FOUR boom-sha-ka-la-kas. [...] But I'm gonna give that last statement you just made ... three and a half boom boom-sha-ka-la-kas. BOOM-sha-ka-la-ka! BOOM-sha-ka-la-ka! BOOM-sha-ka-la-ka! BOOM-sha-ka-la-ka and a half.
Later in the segment, Alex Jones shared that Beyoncé is "creating a Jezebel spirit injected into little girls to just be hateful and crazy and unhappy and make sure they die alone." How rude!
Anyway, can somebody go check on Blue Ivy Carter, to make sure her mommy hasn't injected her with Bible whore spirits or EATEN HER BRAINS?