So Bill Gates' plan to use the NSA to murder Steve Jobs by infecting him with cancer cells is finally bearing fruit!!!(See, I can do batshit cray-cray too!)
Listen Bidenator....I don't know why but I feel this is a obliec way to get me turkey bacon.. like a 59 mph knuckle ball at the ninth inning. I don't know how you liking Grifter jr. Is pulling a gambit on Baconz.
BACONZ KNOWS THE CON. I'VE PLAYED 3 CARD MONTY AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY could fool me into eating vegan bacon.
Woah, hey we can debate Turkey Bacon (which is better for you and your heart, think of the kids) versus Pork Bacon another time...I was just trying to offer a compromise to direct your shameful feelings of lust at. Don't get your pork butt into an uproar, now....
There are writers out here trying to earn a living in the fantasy / weird fiction / crime / horror / science fiction markets. But why would anyone pay for their writing when Alex Jones is just giving away the goodies for no other reason than he cannot stop himself?
So basically a strong black woman indicating she can handle her life just fine herself and does so publicly is a witch then? Gee, where have I heard that before?
So many men are really, truly, terrified of women, aren't they? And heaven forbid she be blah.
Uh, Alex Jones is apparently unaware that MTV doesn't play music videos, anymore, just reality shows about petulant, knocked-up teenagers.
But, never mind! Weaponized MTV, SURE! The Kingsman is a documentary! Star Wars is historical fact! An entire alien civilization just probed my stinky place and I've never felt so satisfied in all my life!
What the fuck is actually going on, why are these men being listened to like they're not insane, why-what-just... WHAT
Hon, would you be a mensch and wear this http://ecx.images-amazon.co... when you're visiting Wonkette? Thanks awfully!
My executor has strict orders: if I start talking like Alex Jones he is required to smother me with a pillow.
So Bill Gates' plan to use the NSA to murder Steve Jobs by infecting him with cancer cells is finally bearing fruit!!!(See, I can do batshit cray-cray too!)
I think he might have been playing Saints Row 4 and got confused: https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Babies are the tastiest. So says Jonathan Swift
because you stopped taking your meds?
since America closed almost all its mental hospitals you have to be incredibly violent to get into one.
It is indeed!
Listen Bidenator....I don't know why but I feel this is a obliec way to get me turkey bacon.. like a 59 mph knuckle ball at the ninth inning. I don't know how you liking Grifter jr. Is pulling a gambit on Baconz.
BACONZ KNOWS THE CON. I'VE PLAYED 3 CARD MONTY AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY could fool me into eating vegan bacon.
Anything's possible!
Woah, hey we can debate Turkey Bacon (which is better for you and your heart, think of the kids) versus Pork Bacon another time...I was just trying to offer a compromise to direct your shameful feelings of lust at. Don't get your pork butt into an uproar, now....
Here's the problem with conspiracy theorists...
There are writers out here trying to earn a living in the fantasy / weird fiction / crime / horror / science fiction markets. But why would anyone pay for their writing when Alex Jones is just giving away the goodies for no other reason than he cannot stop himself?
I know, right? Sure, blow people's heads off, but NOOOOO BUTSECKS!!!!
So basically a strong black woman indicating she can handle her life just fine herself and does so publicly is a witch then? Gee, where have I heard that before?
So many men are really, truly, terrified of women, aren't they? And heaven forbid she be blah.
Uh, Alex Jones is apparently unaware that MTV doesn't play music videos, anymore, just reality shows about petulant, knocked-up teenagers.
But, never mind! Weaponized MTV, SURE! The Kingsman is a documentary! Star Wars is historical fact! An entire alien civilization just probed my stinky place and I've never felt so satisfied in all my life!