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What the fuck is actually going on, why are these men being listened to like they're not insane, why-what-just... WHAT

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Hon, would you be a mensch and wear this http://ecx.images-amazon.co... when you're visiting Wonkette? Thanks awfully!

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My executor has strict orders: if I start talking like Alex Jones he is required to smother me with a pillow.

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So Bill Gates' plan to use the NSA to murder Steve Jobs by infecting him with cancer cells is finally bearing fruit!!!(See, I can do batshit cray-cray too!)

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I think he might have been playing Saints Row 4 and got confused: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Babies are the tastiest. So says Jonathan Swift

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because you stopped taking your meds?

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since America closed almost all its mental hospitals you have to be incredibly violent to get into one.

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It is indeed!

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Listen Bidenator....I don't know why but I feel this is a obliec way to get me turkey bacon.. like a 59 mph knuckle ball at the ninth inning. I don't know how you liking Grifter jr. Is pulling a gambit on Baconz.

BACONZ KNOWS THE CON. I'VE PLAYED 3 CARD MONTY AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY could fool me into eating vegan bacon.

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Anything's possible!

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Woah, hey we can debate Turkey Bacon (which is better for you and your heart, think of the kids) versus Pork Bacon another time...I was just trying to offer a compromise to direct your shameful feelings of lust at. Don't get your pork butt into an uproar, now....

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Here's the problem with conspiracy theorists...

There are writers out here trying to earn a living in the fantasy / weird fiction / crime / horror / science fiction markets. But why would anyone pay for their writing when Alex Jones is just giving away the goodies for no other reason than he cannot stop himself?

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I know, right? Sure, blow people's heads off, but NOOOOO BUTSECKS!!!!

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So basically a strong black woman indicating she can handle her life just fine herself and does so publicly is a witch then? Gee, where have I heard that before?

So many men are really, truly, terrified of women, aren't they? And heaven forbid she be blah.

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Uh, Alex Jones is apparently unaware that MTV doesn't play music videos, anymore, just reality shows about petulant, knocked-up teenagers.

But, never mind! Weaponized MTV, SURE! The Kingsman is a documentary! Star Wars is historical fact! An entire alien civilization just probed my stinky place and I've never felt so satisfied in all my life!

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