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We know he's obese and has high cholesterol. Which according to his idiot doctor makes him a fucking olympian.

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Do you recommend Google, or YouTube? YouTube has videos so you don't have to think hard.

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Cookie should come out and denounce that and say the people who started that are DEPLORABLE!

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Oh dear, the people at the sanitarium left the office door open and the computer on again.

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We liberals? Don`t you mean "you libtards"? Fuck off back to Dead Breitbart you dimwit clown. So cute how he has a sockpuppet to upvote himself too.

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Reading your comment log has made me literally LOL many times so far in just the span of 10 minutes!

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You mean by logging in to Alex Jones clearing house for incontinent raccoons?

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Well i can tell you that I won't follow a news story until I know it's Facebook status.

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Says you! I heard that Gladys is totally not a natural blonde and that Diane got a home perm that made her roots look even worse that the ones in her garden! Now if THAT isn't "national news" then brother, you just don't know what journalism is all about!

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Well the pressroom is where they go to gossip about fashion and men so I guess it makes sense that a salon is the place to trade breaking stories of international import.

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Er...yeah...SOMEONE never been to California, has he? (Yeah, don't get me wrong. The guy above you is a douch worthy of Massengil, but 78 degrees is a walk in the park. Of course I'm someone who "freezes to death" the minute it gets below 59 so that's something to keep in mind.)

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CNN will be breathlessly reporting this as fact tomorrow.

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I smell a boarding school in her past. I absolutely loathe her for hundreds of good reasons; chief among them was hearing her brag in a Sunday roundtable thing early in 2001 that she and several other reporters and talking heads couldn't stand Gore, so they went easy on Bush. Bitch bragged about it. Now that Scalia's in hell, "Cokie" should do us all a favor and follow his lead. With votes.

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Actually Newell created his Peggington caricature after an afternoon eavesdropping on Cokie and Our Peg at Sam Lek's bar at the Mayflower. At least that's what I heard the busboy tell the pantry chef at L'Auberge Chez Francois, sotto voce (natch)

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Christ...she's starting to look like Willem Dafoe, minus the talent.

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