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"What have you got to lose?" Well, it seems we have our answer.

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Just ask J and K.

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And deny you are gay even though you've had gonorrhea in both the throat and the rectum.

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And placed his birth announcement in a Hawaiian newspaper.

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You had rotary phones? We had to yodel.

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Hey Spicer, the term you are looking for isn't 'unmasked', it's 'pantsed'.

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well probably won't destroy it, but it will definitely have Trump stink all over it for a few decades at least. Maybe even the GOP will be embarrassed to be seen publicly with them again.

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That will be amazing!

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"We assume that, at some point in his life, Sean Spicer has possessed some modicum of personal integrity."

Haha, I looked it up. The answer is no, but he did wear a nice uniform. Also, his wife is VP for communications at the National Beer Wholesalers Association. Imagine her walking in at work on Mondays.

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I believe they're referring to Obama with that. The Enquirer is owned by a friend of Trump's, and editorially 100 percent for the shitgibbon . Every negative line like "Treason! Worse than Nixon!" on that cover is about Obama, not Trump.

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Goëbbels was just a volunteer for der Trumpfh campaign

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The famed "Willendorf Selfie."

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Spicey used to get the sads when they'd unmask the bad guy in Scoobie Doo, too. Melissa needs to just chew gum and shut up.

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Hahaha! What I came home to 3 weeks ago, courtesy of my avatar. The reaction was something like, "Who, me? I know nothing about this. It must have been the cat." https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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This could work, as we all know Whiny McTinyhands couldn't even hold his own in a NY street brawl as a kid... instead, he beat up a teacher.

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