President Obama is celebrating his birthday tonight , with Jennifer Hudson and those treadmill-dancing fellows. He is doing this in Chicago, so your Wonkette decided to give up a perfectly good Wednesday evening to try to go hear Rahm Emanuel yell some swears. This did not happen, and overall it was a very boring street gathering of Poors unable to pay their way inside. But we took pictures anyway, so there you go.
no it's not fully gentrified. getting there but certainly not for baggers. would love to see a scooter besuited teatard try to rough it up on lawrence and broadway.
back in 1998 we had a closing night party at some fab space on lawrence and kenmore. we let our sole teen age cast member get a cab home alone.
but we were closing 'titus andronicus' so it was appropriate.
Who knows? There is another idiot from there following me uselessly around as of this very evening.This one is a real meany weeny. Not like that sad old pussy downfister spanky. Hey asshole Chou en Lai, here is your very first message from me. " .....haven't got the stomach for it"? More like you haven't got the brains for it. Well KenLayIsAlive, they can say r****ded over there all they want too apparently. I'm kind of impressed but then it's self descriptive for them so maybe that's how they get away with it. Still, it's nice to be noticed even if it's only a demented right wing stalker with nothing else to do or even a wee little pus spewing robot.
Oh no. It's KDS52 now all snoopy. Off dooty. Troll 2 all right. The time these idiots waste.Me? I like to sit back and imagine how the Big Government takes the money right out of his wallet and transfers it direct deposit right into my bank account. The more he makes the more I get. I'm spending it on an ice cold beer right this minute. Thanks! All my abortions and birth controls are free now along with my Pell grants and SS and midnight basketball and PBS. I wouldn't have any of those things if he didn't work night and day. What a great guy.
see forget all this debt crap and bagger reigns of terror and untaxed gazillionaires. i just don't think a party that hires 'Reince Priebus' can be taken seriously.
i mean, confess. have you ever read a paragraph containing that name and not done a spit take? and then asked yourself: "what self respecting political party would let itself be headed by Reince fucking Priebus??!?!
Fuck a bunch of birthdays. If I wake up in the morning, it's kind of like a new day for me at my age. I'm too young to retire on my lifestyle of drinking Jack Daniels and eating South Texas food like brisket and mexican food.
Happy fucking birthday Mr. President. I'll still vote for you next year. But I really hope Michelle gives you a larger ball sack and nuts the size of lemons so you can scare the shit out of John Boehner. He's a gaping asshole - as if you didn't know.
where are you? michele bachmann is crazy. and evil. we need an evil psychologist.
I am frantically working on a new course that is right at the limits of my expertise. I still love everyone and am hoping to reengage maybe next week.
As for Bachmann, she is way past psychologist and in meds+ straitjacket territory.
yeah you remember correctly...
at least for me, good times.
no it's not fully gentrified. getting there but certainly not for baggers. would love to see a scooter besuited teatard try to rough it up on lawrence and broadway.
back in 1998 we had a closing night party at some fab space on lawrence and kenmore. we let our sole teen age cast member get a cab home alone.
but we were closing 'titus andronicus' so it was appropriate.
You know what other national leader threw a big party for their 50th birthday?
Oh...you said "Manos"!
Every frame of that film looks like someone's last known photograph.
Who knows? There is another idiot from there following me uselessly around as of this very evening.This one is a real meany weeny. Not like that sad old pussy downfister spanky. Hey asshole Chou en Lai, here is your very first message from me. " .....haven't got the stomach for it"? More like you haven't got the brains for it. Well KenLayIsAlive, they can say r****ded over there all they want too apparently. I'm kind of impressed but then it's self descriptive for them so maybe that's how they get away with it. Still, it's nice to be noticed even if it's only a demented right wing stalker with nothing else to do or even a wee little pus spewing robot.
i wuz gunna post this. :(
Oh no. It's KDS52 now all snoopy. Off dooty. Troll 2 all right. The time these idiots waste.Me? I like to sit back and imagine how the Big Government takes the money right out of his wallet and transfers it direct deposit right into my bank account. The more he makes the more I get. I'm spending it on an ice cold beer right this minute. Thanks! All my abortions and birth controls are free now along with my Pell grants and SS and midnight basketball and PBS. I wouldn't have any of those things if he didn't work night and day. What a great guy.
right?
Lil' Kim.
see forget all this debt crap and bagger reigns of terror and untaxed gazillionaires. i just don't think a party that hires 'Reince Priebus' can be taken seriously.
i mean, confess. have you ever read a paragraph containing that name and not done a spit take? and then asked yourself: "what self respecting political party would let itself be headed by Reince fucking Priebus??!?!
so many kisses for that.
if that counts as ass creaming, well so be it.
Fuck a bunch of birthdays. If I wake up in the morning, it's kind of like a new day for me at my age. I'm too young to retire on my lifestyle of drinking Jack Daniels and eating South Texas food like brisket and mexican food.
Happy fucking birthday Mr. President. I'll still vote for you next year. But I really hope Michelle gives you a larger ball sack and nuts the size of lemons so you can scare the shit out of John Boehner. He's a gaping asshole - as if you didn't know.
If they had invited Santorum they could have gotten some free jelly.
Just sayin....
Hey, Boehner's a man of color: orange.