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On Whom Is San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Creeping Today?
In today's edition of Political Rock Out With Your Cock Out, four more women have come forward to accuse San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, who is obviously not a Democrat or Wonkette would not be writing about him, of being a serial creeper who can't ever be in a room with a woman without very kindly offering to jizz on her tits. This brings the total number of Filner's accusers to seven women, or 14 tits.
Is there anything good we can say about San Diego Mayor Bob Filner? Sure! He likes his sexual harassees to be women of stature -- Navy rear admirals what could break his hand, for instance, like these women below:
In an interview with San Diego's KPBS News, the president of the city's Port Tenants Association, a former Navy rear-admiral, a prominent area businesswoman, and a San Diego State University dean described their experiences with Filner.
So that is like different from how that French socialist loved to shove himself on maids. Filner is harassing his equals (and betters, ma'am yes ma'am), probably because of all that respect .
In related news, Wonket has just committed a hate crime by assuming that the women above all have breasts, and by referring to them as women when we have not actually asked each one if she considers herself to be a member of any particular gender, or if they would prefer the personal pronoun "Og."
In more related news, there used to be this Orange County Supervisor who used to attempt to lick our face, and would call us at home and sing opera at us, but it was only sexual harassment because he was gross.