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lighten up, Francis

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the best part is- during his televised apology speech he managed to fondle the microphone until it broke...

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No, they'll be all over this like white on rice because DEMOCRAT!!!

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Bill Murray and Harold Ramis in <i>Stripes</i>?

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"I'll bet you could break right through that glass ceiling, if you press your tits against it."

#Filnerpickuplines

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Rear Admiral? *Snicker* Apparently Mayor Bob was engaged to be married but it has been called off.

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The NRA would back them, because of their policies.

(Eats, shoots, leaves)

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Excuse me while I make my own happy ending to this story.

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No judgment but the first picture in the linked article, that's a dude.

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My ex used to say "Jam out with my clam out". Yes, I'm serious.

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Filner? I hardly know 'er!

(That isn't worn out yet; is it?)

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