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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the best part is- during his televised apology speech he managed to fondle the microphone until it broke...

Vienna Woods's avatar

No, they'll be all over this like white on rice because DEMOCRAT!!!

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Bill Murray and Harold Ramis in <i>Stripes</i>?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

"I'll bet you could break right through that glass ceiling, if you press your tits against it."

#Filnerpickuplines

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Rear Admiral? *Snicker* Apparently Mayor Bob was engaged to be married but it has been called off.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The NRA would back them, because of their policies.

(Eats, shoots, leaves)

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Excuse me while I make my own happy ending to this story.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

No judgment but the first picture in the linked article, that's a dude.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

My ex used to say "Jam out with my clam out". Yes, I'm serious.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Filner? I hardly know 'er!

(That isn't worn out yet; is it?)