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Joseph's avatar

According to my calendar, it is time for Harry to have his brain pan fumigated

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Good web design would be ILEETIST, donchaknow, like those California commie-hippies in Silicone Cul-de-Sac with the Facesters and the Twisters and the Devil Mary-Jo Hanna!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

That's a front mounted 50 oz soda container, that later passes through their other "front mounted weapon"

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I wouldn't trust David Brooks to be an expert on anything other than how clever he thinks he is.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

On the subject of kitty tummy rubbing... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKffm2uI4dk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>When some greedy, self-serving occupant of the White House or Congress, or elements outside America, is threatening our existence, our freedom, our liberty, our Constitution, our life resources, our America, then we fight back</i>

What, he's forgotten about 'our precious bodily fluids?'

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"BENGHAZZZZI!!!!!"

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"One million" = "More than I can count."

So yeah, not a lot.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not if you're looking for a pitched battle -- Pickett's Recharge takes overnight.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

and mine has found every last damn one of them...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They plan to bring the mighty elephant to stomp out the fleas, but what if Bamz is a secret mouse? What's your elephant gonna do now??!?

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chascates's avatar

Any one claimed the Ronald Reagan T-shirt concession yet?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So do hoverounds count as mechanized infantry?

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PubOption's avatar

Those appear to be British ex-servicemen, wearing the uniform of the Royal Hospital, Chelsea. Despite the name, it is actually a retirement home.

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PubOption's avatar

They could try this <a href="http://jason-scotchreviews...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://jason-scotchreviews.blogspot.com/2010/11/r...">http://jason-scotchreviews....

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