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Kitty Johnson's avatar

Hillary has the curse of Cassandra on her -- since she first entered the public forum. And I love her.

Robert Kent Hagen's avatar

Good column, Marcie. The mayor elect of NYC

said yesterday that if Netanyahu shows up, he'll have him arrested. I like his style.

Netanyahu is a corrupt, cruel fugitive.

We built the floating pier for getting relief

into Gaza, and he ignored it. I'm sorry but inciting famine and wiping out women and children methodically is war crime.

The Pilipino president that ran on I'll

shoot drug dealers followed through. Now he's

in the clink. Regarding Southern Spear-

CIA generated the intel surrounding it.

The Navy commander resigned summarily,

because international law prohibits

blowing people up by surprise. The Coast Guard does drug interdiction, lawfully.

They will come along side, board, search,

and if drugs are found, detain the subjects.

What else? Oh, Carlson Tucker is a twerp.

Somebody should call him on treating with a Holocaust denier. What's the difference between him and Alex Jones denying Sandy Hook? It's hate speech, and really out of line.

So yeah, how bizarre 2025 has been. 2026

will be raging, though. World Cup, 250th

anniversary, and the mid termsπŸ™‚πŸ™ƒπŸ™‚

Love your show, keep up the good work

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Megan Macomber's avatar

How many of them, like Dan Bongino, have ducked a polygraph? Or is it even worth lying anymore?

Revenant's avatar

Lifted them up and clasped them to his fetid bosom. His kinda folks, ya know?

Revenant's avatar

Has anyone here ever heard of Darryl Cooper? He doesn't have another brother named Darryl, too, does he? I'm pretty sure he is NOT the scat munch who produces book-like objects purporting to tell us all that the Deist aristos who wrote the Constitution were one and all white Xtian nationalists and the the separation of church and state is a Jewish hoax because Jefferson, Madison and Monroe would have been avid fans of the 700 Club and the Fallwells pere et fils had the Lord but coordinated His timelines a bit more conveniently. Can't remember offhand what the failed abortion behind those screeds is named but surely it was not ol' Darryl here.

One more thing- "little Lord fish sticks" is a thing of beauty and a joy forever and I thank you dear Marcie for that, it was for me a highlight of another stellar article from you. If only you and Robyn and Evan dominated the FNYT opinion pages instead of the bottom of the trashcan scraps that smell the place up. Come the Revolution, I nominate the whole Wonkette writing staff to take over the positions lately opened up on accounta their previous tenants being stood up against the wall, motherfuckers! (Just stop it autofill, I meant "accounta" and I will HAVE accounta whether you like it or not.

fuflans's avatar

errybody likely already posted this, but still.

https://mashable.com/video/cats-awolnation-run-parkour

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

β€œLittle Lord Fishsticks Tucker” 🀣🀣🀣 If you heat him in the microwave it’ll really stink the place up!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

A microwave isn't required.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Soros is EVERYWHERE and nowhere. Schrodinger's Jew.

Ryp's avatar

Vance is working hard to imitate Trump’s all things to all maggats appeal even as they fight amongst themselves. He may lack Trump’s ability to connect with his moron base, but he’s got the lying and hypocrisy down.

I think many on the left are underestimating his potential to grab the mantle once Trump is gone. Republicans by nature fall in line behind the new boss, once he’s been established, and Vance won’t need the same degree of cult worship to consolidate support.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I finally got a large enough pot that will accommodate the slightly out of control mother-in-law's tongue aka Dracaena (Sansevieria) trifasciata for a few years. From 8" nursery pot to 12" all fancy self-watering pot should do it. Dirt, large gravel for weight (It's trying to be 3' tall) , Perlite to encourage wicking, medium gravel for top dressing are all sitting there but it's already dark outside and I have to cook dinner.

Tomorrow will be the day of the great big repottening. Huzzah! I'm really doing this to encourage flowers because I love the scent.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

... was that photo by Admiral Akbar? Of previous post infamy...?

Erisian's avatar

"And there’s Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President JD Vance, who some people say are jockeying to take Trump’s [sic] deep-pocketed pro-Netanyahu donors in 2028, assuming Trump [sic] shuffles offstage, feet first or otherwise."

I've long held that if the Fulvous Fuckwad were to return to the Oval the only way he'll leave is feet first in a body bag. (But not before anointing Ivanka as the MAGA standard-bearer. Lara would be a better choice for him, but she's an in-law, not of the sang real so...)

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"George Soros and β€œglobalists” direct and pay the left"

C'mon now, this is a proven fact. The proof is the sameness of all the signs at No Kings Day events, bought and paid for by that Communist: Soros. He also is the primary funder of these riots:

> "The β€œNo Kings” protests that will be taking place on Saturday are being funded by foundations belonging to billionaire philanthropist George Soros.

One of the groups is the Open Society Foundations, founded by the major Democratic donor." https://katu.com/news/nation-world/no-kings-protests-being-funded-by-foundations-run-by-george-soros-report-chuck-schumer-aclu

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> "George Soros’ foundations are funding the "No Kings" protests that Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., and tens of thousands of protesters will be participating in on Saturday.

Soros, a billionaire investor and notorious Democratic Party donor, is founder of the Open Society Foundations.

In 2023, the foundation, through the Open Society Action Fund, issued a two-year grant of $3 million to the Indivisible organization. The grant was "to support the grantee's social welfare activities," according to the Open Society Foundation's website." https://www.foxnews.com/politics/soros-foundation-helping-fund-anti-trump-no-kings-protests-nationwide

(Isn't it astounding that the Open Society Action Fund and Soros knew almost two years ago that the Corrupt Coral Coward would be reelected and attempt to become an authoritarian? So much so that they funded Indivisible's No Kings Day well before the coronation of the Whale-sized Pumpkin Wannabe Potentate!)

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Michael's avatar

Gee I know I have memory issues but does anybody remember a time when adults were in change of our foreign policy?

https://www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-limits-of-america-alone

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Yes, but they aren't Americans from the USA. Putin is in charge now.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Pedo has gotten himself into quite a dilemma in the Middle East. He clearly knows nothing and doesn’t give a shit about the history and causes of the conflict there. But Bibi is the kind of authoritarian leader he aspires to be. But on the other hand, he loves the leaders of countries like Qatar and Saudi Arabia because they are also authoritarian leaders. Plus they have money to throw around which both he and Jared love.

And even though he couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the Jewish or the Palestinian peoples, he knows his base of mouth breathing evangelicals love Israel for the role it plays in their end times fan fic.

What’s a grifter to do except keep lying?

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Upfist for "a child's garden of antisemites". Also, "a lame duck any way you press him".

Antifa Commander's avatar

I'm not Peking at that.

Michael's avatar

WonkeWitβ„’ at it's finest!