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Doloras Funkette's avatar

John Milton?

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

FIREFLY, DOLLHOUSE... you bastards.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Could turn out to be one helluva series.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What's confusing them is the nature of his game.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Heaven, on the other hand, could be Las Vegas.

https://youtu.be/6KnYw4EwYGc

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

"94 Grandmothers" would be an awesome martial arts movie.

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kfreed's avatar

I'm not convinced that "One Million Moms" isn't just One Bryan Fischer of AFA.

"Lucifer" can't possibly be anywhere near as offensive as watching real live 'Christian' fundamentalist child molesters prance around on television.

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ladycrim's avatar

Thank you, One Million (give or take 975,000 or so) Moms for calling attention to your issues with "Lucifer". I hadn't heard of it before, but now I can't wait to watch it!

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nzmccorm's avatar

"what kind of weird alternative-reality Los Angeles is this where the cop cars are 1973 Chevy Impalas?"

This was actually a thing, to an extent, in some of the source material. Vertigo comics, like other vaguely gothy/alt media of the nineties, had this weird tendency to paint the world as bleaker, more caricatured, and distinctly anachronistic. You can get a sense of this in Sandman, Hellblazer, and other little bits of that shared universe.

Did they get this mad about Constantine? Cuz the source material for that involves the protagonist using his dick to pop the cherry of the new Virgin Mary in a plotline where the baddies were mainline evangelicals.

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Natacha Lamarr's avatar

The people from “One Million Moms” should be informed that not everyone is as gullible as they are and not as readily willing to believe in and let themselves be influenced by some fictitious being. Some people actually use their brains.... which it would serve them well to do too.

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Aisling's avatar

Well, they certainly know their stuff, it's not like Christian version of hell wasn't cobbeled together from misinterpreted passagesof the Bible, Asian ideas about hell or Dante's Inferno. Or that their conception of the devil was ripped from the Greek god Pan...

We should all join the couple of women running the 1 milion moms site off their ipad while carting their children to church camps!

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pixeloid's avatar

I have to thank the bug-eyed, screeching pack of imbeciles calling themselves the million moms. Without their valiant efforts to ruin television, I never would have know this show existed. Turned out to be a pretty entertaining show and my wife and I quite enjoy it.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

I'm under the impression that Rupert Murdoch might be another moniker for Satan, like Mephistopholes, or Beelzabub.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

huh?

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Relativicus's avatar

As a Union man, I'm actually quite ashamed I wrote that.

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Querolous's avatar

The AFA must be a bunch of slutz. Don't they know that they are supposed to be in the kitchen. barefoot and pregnant and keep their mouth shut?

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