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doktorzoom's avatar

I've been depressed since November 8, 2016.

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doktorzoom's avatar

He "witnessed" business owners griping it would very definitely happen. Probably in line behind someone buying lobsters with an EBT card

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doktorzoom's avatar

That would also require a steady supply of wars...

Eh, we seem to manage in that department, though.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Still, Donald Trump said Thursday that the economy is poised to come roaring back any minute now, based on a tingle in his lucky bone spurs we guess.

Funny thing is that is the exact same speech he gave to his casino employees.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The other half of this story is how many unemployment claims are being processed. How many people are getting the money? Here in California there were 1.6 Million claims filed in March. Only 215,000 claims were processed - a pathetic 1 out of 8. That means 7 out of 8 unemployment people got no money - not the amount due from the state, not the sweet Fed $600 a week - nada.

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puredog's avatar

So say we all.

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

So, what does increasing the eggs do? Regardless, sounds delish!

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Eggs provide additional lift, so the result is more like a cake and less like a cookie or shortbread, though I do love shortbread.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Obama's fault, obvsly.

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calliecallie's avatar

We saw her briefly on the teevee last night, and mr. cc's cray-dar pinged. He is finely tuned when it comes to that stuff. She reminded me of the toxic stepdaughter, so I expect she's a tad nuts.

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sarafina's avatar

And what you just wrote sounds (to me) uncomfortably close to former Sen. Bill Frist saying Terry Schiavo looked great from his view of a video of her.

Lawsguns&money has a good article on Reade.

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doktorzoom's avatar

In case anyone missed it the first time around, the gif is from some loony thing Trump retweeted, what I wrote up here.

https://www.wonkette.com/do...

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

I learn the greatest things, here!

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Trumpression

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

How Weird is it that David Carradine reincarnated as a dog

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