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unionthuggery's avatar

I think it's more of a Yogsothoth situation.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Really? Reagan hated commies not Russians in particular. I don't see why he wouldn't be great mates with Bad Vlad.

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BrianW's avatar

Yes. I forgot he/it was the Big C's grandfather (so to speak).

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Historicat's avatar

"billionaire"

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Historicat's avatar

Likely Voters not being the same thing as Likely to be Allowed to Vote Voters.

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Historicat's avatar

They could have had Feingold back but nooooo.

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Jennifer R's avatar

https://translate.google.co... It's a fairly well documented surgery from the time but there simply isn't a reason for the fish to have gone there in the first place. Parsimony says it was placed there, probably on a dare, and probably while drunk. Like that episode of Jackass where the guy shoves the diecast car up his ass in Thailand for the doctor to find.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Reagan spent a fortune on an arms race with Russia, so I can't imagine him saying "say, this ex-KGB guy seems like a good egg."

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Serai 1's avatar

No. He is not intelligent. Intelligence requires curiosity and an ability to know when one is mistaken. Trump has neither. What he has is guile. That's very different from intelligence.

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Smibo's avatar

Instead of an "eternal flame", his grave should probably be equipped with several "eternal urinal cakes", for public health reasons if nothing else. It's unclear whether a "No Dancing" sign will be necessary, especially if the big breath mints prove unequal to the task.

Ugh.

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Everybody says so. Sad.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

Elise Hay Cook for president.

http://i.imgur.com/cPFmAFF.jpg

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EddieFrancis's avatar

only because 37% suffer from both urolagnia and pyromania

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BouncyFlyer's avatar

Vexillophile libel.

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Frank Smith's avatar

Oh, THAT'S why he's orange! Now I understand!

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