Evan is off this weekend, as is "Beyonce," who usually chooses our Top Ten posts for us in a secret way that Evan forgot to share with us! So this week's Top Ten will simply be the most read stories, which are depressing AF so we will maybe add some nice ones to it. Ready? Here we go!
The Guild of Prophets had suspended my membership on Wednesday. But today they sent me my old Journeyman's card with limited access to the Astral Plane.
The mists part and I see George Zimmerman, he is on a double wide bed in a skeevy hotel in Arizona in his nasty underwear. Guns and ammo are scattered throughout the room but George cannot bring himself to rise from his bed. The empty whiskey and gin bottles clutter the entire floor and George hasn't eaten any food or drank water in three days. George has poisoned himself with alcohol. A dark shadow crosses his front window and there is a knock on the door.George can no longer answer it and the door opens. George is stunned to see a petite waif girl wander in with chalk white skin and the most beautiful and blackest hair ever seen.
She has kohl arranged around her eyes and George believes she is the most beautiful, compassionate and understanding person he has ever met. She sets at the foot of the bed and looks around.
"You sure made a mess of it George. But I'm here to help you find your way out."
George tries to talk but finds he can no longer do so. He also finds that he is looking down on himself as his body twists in a last convulsion.
"Come with me now George! You had your chance with this life and didn't do too well with it. Better Luck next time!"
She reaches out and takes his hand in a grip of perfect Ice, Fire,rock and air. And he knows he must go with her.
Pence and Ryan will be ruling the nation. Republicans don't govern.
Huckabee's. The only one that doesn't murder innocent animals.
When you are dressed to kill, often your feet are the victim.
A lot of them also went home during the last Recession.
A lot of them also went home during the last Recession. All too
Athens and Albany. Albany went for Bernie in the primary too.
Athens and Albany. Albany went for Bernie in the primary too. It was great to see.
I live in Red State, so I actually channeled my anger into action awhile ago.
I live in Red State, so I actually channeled my anger into action awhile ago. There are plenty of groups already formed. Join some!
Try nine months and then blammo. Happened to my cousin. Worst for me was six.
Try nine months and then blammo. Happened to my cousin. Worst for me was six months.
I feel, man. I used to make fun of my neighbor for chewing her foot off, then jeebus sought to smite my pancreas.
Yeah, they "self deported" after Bush blew the economy to bits. I have a feeling Trump will do the same, so "bye bye" Mexican people.
The Guild of Prophets had suspended my membership on Wednesday. But today they sent me my old Journeyman's card with limited access to the Astral Plane.
The mists part and I see George Zimmerman, he is on a double wide bed in a skeevy hotel in Arizona in his nasty underwear. Guns and ammo are scattered throughout the room but George cannot bring himself to rise from his bed. The empty whiskey and gin bottles clutter the entire floor and George hasn't eaten any food or drank water in three days. George has poisoned himself with alcohol. A dark shadow crosses his front window and there is a knock on the door.George can no longer answer it and the door opens. George is stunned to see a petite waif girl wander in with chalk white skin and the most beautiful and blackest hair ever seen.
She has kohl arranged around her eyes and George believes she is the most beautiful, compassionate and understanding person he has ever met. She sets at the foot of the bed and looks around.
"You sure made a mess of it George. But I'm here to help you find your way out."
George tries to talk but finds he can no longer do so. He also finds that he is looking down on himself as his body twists in a last convulsion.
"Come with me now George! You had your chance with this life and didn't do too well with it. Better Luck next time!"
She reaches out and takes his hand in a grip of perfect Ice, Fire,rock and air. And he knows he must go with her.
I like that Donna Rose has a larger library than Donnie.
It's not over till we say it's over !