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A nice wombat! https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/millie-munches

And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/f0cf2766-d0d7-4e91-b533-d4c5f888e759

Enjoy your day off, US friends!

A little of my own housekeeping... I'm on vacation next week, but have stacked up a bunch of gifs for the Tabs morning posts for Evan and Marcie and Becca to use. So expect no change in the morning routine beyond me maybe not getting to the meme chat posts every day and possibly being late on the source attribs for the gifs. I will of course be checking in, because current events is the train wreck from which I can't look away.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Combat wombat.

Richard S's avatar

According to the latest "Gen Z" speak, you're taking a "micro-retirement"! Have fun!

Zyxomma's avatar

Enjoy your vacation, Martini. Ours is next month.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

Enjoy your vacations, you working people. Remember that when you're retired you won't get any vacations. And you won't get too many paychecks, either.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Are there any not nice wombats? Thank you! And thanks for stacking the gifs!

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

I'm not sure about the one that has to reside on Shitler's head, but he probably is there under protest.

NatalyaResists's avatar

Happy Vacation! Enjoy.

Menotsure's avatar

Enjoy the nude beaches!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOL! I'm going to Switzerland. Although I suppose I could find a lake and strip down.

Menotsure's avatar

Have the good chocolate, then.

Al Bellenchia's avatar

For wom the bat tolls?

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s all fun and games until the adorable little creature poops out snake eyes.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

What's a wombat for?

Playing wom.

Bon fromage!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Bon voyage!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Enjoy your vacay!

The Wanderer's avatar

Wombat!

BosGrl's avatar

Have a great time! Also, if anyone in France is looking for a older American who is willing to do just about any job to get out of here, please let me know!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

You're an educator, you could try this. https://www.theguardian.com/education/2025/apr/17/nearly-300-applications-to-french-university-offer-to-take-in-us-academics

(yes, I joke, it's a thing for college researchers, but people have already qualified and started arriving--more parallels to Nazis but this time the exodus is in the European direction)

BosGrl's avatar

I'm gonna keep my eyes open!

tehbaddr's avatar

On Vacation? Sure you don't want to come join US in "The Land of The Free"?

memzilla's avatar

Can wombats get embarrassed? Yes! https://youtu.be/a0CCdhI2yRA

tehbaddr's avatar

When I grow up, I will make horrendous noises and shit cubic feces!

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

Hodaka used to make a Wombat motorcycle. They were pretty rad for their time.

Combat Wombat!

https://www.bikeexif.com/hodaka-combat-wombat

tehbaddr's avatar

I remember them, induros and dirt bikes.

Biff52 vrag naroda's avatar

They really punched above their weight. I had a smaller one, the Ace 90. Big fun!

biff murphy's avatar

You may have a little Wombat in you

Bobathonic's avatar

I'd probably make horrendous noises if I shat cubic poops.

Homero's avatar

Get outta my 🧠!!!

tehbaddr's avatar

Could be. Ever hear one of them when they are upset or fucking? Unearthly emanations!

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Now I have to track down a youtube…

tehbaddr's avatar

I honestly think it's marsupial thing. Koalas are known for that too, ZOMGDZ the sound of them fucking....HORRID!

Homero's avatar

Who doesn’t make horrible noises when [d]ucking?

Frankie Springer's avatar

Thanks for the shout out, I’m. Frankie from Oklahoma. Hope we eventually see you all. Dok zoom may or may not recognize me from historians at the movies on blue sky

Cheryl from Maryland's avatar

Dear Wonketters - October 22nd is Wombat Day, Wayne’s favorite holiday. It is celebrated by eating chocolate cake with red twisler candy, and praising the excellence of wombats, the bulldozers of the bush. https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/wombat-day/

gallbladder's avatar

That chamber is so silent. So absent of vocal debate.

And for that, the nation--or at least half if it--is rendered deaf to its own rightful needs.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

I have managed to put my desktop PC back together with minimal cable insanity and sans much of the garbage that has usb-connectors nowadays. Huzzah!

And now I'm totally lighting the smoking lamp unless Zulu has already done so. Mindfog Haze. Puff, puff, pass.

Craig Nixon's avatar

My desktop has been packed up for over a year now, since we moved out for reno.

i'm afraid to see what is gonna happen when it tries to run all the updates.

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Descendants of Frederick Douglass read parts of his speech "What to the Slave is The Fourth of July?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBe5qbnkqoM&ab_channel=NPR

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Thank you for pointing this out.

"M"'s avatar

She's a great writer

She did a piece on Virginia Woolf the other day that knocked me right out

Goonemeritus's avatar

Natasha Cloud is a warrior of note.

Tecolote's avatar

Louis Armstrong's birthday has never been firmly established, so he decided to choose his own birthday, and his choice was the 4th of July. It's hard to stay unhappy when you listen to him--and that's needed now more than ever.

https://youtu.be/yfsmmk93H3I

Rad's avatar

The Strawberry Sheet cake gets my vote!!!! (whatever) 4th! Be safe.

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After a marathon installation session yesterday AC is replaced and functional. Now with a mitigation sensor referred to as a 'dragonfly' by the technicians, to turn off the unit if a leak of the flammable refrigerant is detected. Good times, I guess. Stay safe out there, especially if you're one with the daydrinking post.

Fiddlesticks's avatar

Nice times from San Diego:

Democrat Paloma Aguirre won the Special election on Tuesday for county supervisor, securing a 3-2 majority.

I was very worried about this off cycle election, but it worked out. Hats off to all those volunteers who phone banked and knocked on doors.

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Ta, Rebecca. Ta, Martini. I spoke with my sister; she and her boyfriend are partying today, tomorrow, and Sunday (not hosting any of the parties; one is a 4th party in a very old NJ neighborhood, tomorrow's is with his old friends she hasn't seen in 10 years, and Sunday's is a grad party). We're hoping our idyllic mountain aerie stays peaceful. Darling husband Meccalopolis served us delectable fruit bowls and flowery green tea. We're not having our usual elitist avocado toast because we have no more avocado. Instead, I'll make a vegan omelette, we have lovely ingredients. The coffee is brewing. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. I love and appreciate you all and I bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last, and catch up on any other vaccinations you need, avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from me and everyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because I love you, too. Do this in memory of dear departed family and friends like Forever 27 Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, among nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love and appreciate you, Medicos of Wonkette), particularly ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Be kind, especially to yourself, and please stay safe.

Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛

YaJagoff's avatar

Just finished making a sled for my portable table saw. Basic sled nothing fancy. Yay for me!

Shrieking Harpy's avatar

Wishing all of yous a merry No Kings holiday. I fear things are going to get worse, but I sincerely hope that they will get better some day, and soon.