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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Shut the FUCK UP you're out of your element!

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, I'd have my hands on the rent boy then. Another difference from Republicans.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I'd fight to keep Domino's delivery out of my secret compound. But bin Laden -- after hearing helicopters, shooting, people yelling, he's still in his PJs. Scratching his ass saying "Osama moved out last week, man. Owes me $200."

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"If I have a gun on one side of my bed and a woman on the other"

OBL = Hunter S. Thompson!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Yeah...that would pretty much be the end of Barry's presidency.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

One things confuses me here...The Seals completely controlled the narrative. "Yep...he pulled a gun, we were in danger and we killed the fuck out of him." Yes, I know they go in with helmet cams, but really? In this day and age that couldn't be altered? Hell, I saw a movie not long ago where Sigourney Weaver was this 8 feet tall blue chick and that looked pretty damn real. It's great we're being honest and all, but sometimes it's best not to stir the shit any more than it needs to be.

fuflans's avatar

these things are the unknown unknowns.

chascates's avatar

Any American cop would have fired 40-50 rounds and then only him him twice.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That only make me love her more.

WA Bishop's avatar

"Further information suggests the compound was more of a chalet or dacha."

WA Bishop's avatar

No one ever thought Bin Laden had a chance of being taken alive, right?

schmannity's avatar

The "mansion" is looking more and more like an tenement in Hialeah.

schmannity's avatar

Ironic that Bristol has it better.