Oh, man, were there some red faces at the Dugway Proving Ground in Utah when it was discovered that the Army lab there had accidentally sent out live samples of anthrax to labs in six states and South Korea. Fortunately, it was just red faces, without any
... is that covered in the "turning water into wine" chapter of the NT Bibble? Or maybe the "manna from heaven" chapter in the OT Babble? I'm pretty sure you can justify anything if you just misinterpret it hard enough.
... add booze,oxy and meth and those theories will be headed for the stratosphere of fevered imaginings... oh, and the pig on the spit will be reduced to charcoal. Not that they would notice, but still... TAKE OUR CUNTRY BACK!!!1!!11!
... and then, once you've heard what she has to say, even if you manage to decipher it, you probably still won't know what to think. In fact, you will probably be worse off than when you started. I think Fartknocker warned us about this...
... I'm waiting for the day when $ister $arah claims to have recently discovered Dead Sea Scrolls that prove the Snake in The Garden of Eden was named Barack Obama. Do enough coke off an oil barrel in Wasilla and it all makes sense... sort of...
... well, Republican physics in any event. Present the theory with enough bafflegab, and the base will eat it up. They're not exactly known for their inquisitive nature.
Accident? Yeah right! (!!!1!!1!) It was a left wing conservative tyranical dictatorial plot by the mislim kenyan in cheif who plans to give us all the sneezles so we have to go to walsmart for tissues. There they will round us up into FEMA camps, force us to wear cotton and swear alligence to Bert and Ernie, and proceed to do Jade Helms all over our christian male straight butts. THEN they'll sell us to the chinese for slave labor.DUH
... is that covered in the "turning water into wine" chapter of the NT Bibble? Or maybe the "manna from heaven" chapter in the OT Babble? I'm pretty sure you can justify anything if you just misinterpret it hard enough.
... you can try. But the donkey ain't gonna like it. Which you will find out soon enough.
... well, they certainly cost more than all the other armies in the world combined, so they damn well better be the best.
... add booze,oxy and meth and those theories will be headed for the stratosphere of fevered imaginings... oh, and the pig on the spit will be reduced to charcoal. Not that they would notice, but still... TAKE OUR CUNTRY BACK!!!1!!11!
... and then, once you've heard what she has to say, even if you manage to decipher it, you probably still won't know what to think. In fact, you will probably be worse off than when you started. I think Fartknocker warned us about this...
... I'm waiting for the day when $ister $arah claims to have recently discovered Dead Sea Scrolls that prove the Snake in The Garden of Eden was named Barack Obama. Do enough coke off an oil barrel in Wasilla and it all makes sense... sort of...
... who knew fellating a corpse was a youth serum? There's a morgue/beauty salon tie-in here... I'm sure of it.
... Unions. I'm gonna say Unions. It's always the unions.
... well, Republican physics in any event. Present the theory with enough bafflegab, and the base will eat it up. They're not exactly known for their inquisitive nature.
Not the Brony Express?
Accident? Yeah right! (!!!1!!1!) It was a left wing conservative tyranical dictatorial plot by the mislim kenyan in cheif who plans to give us all the sneezles so we have to go to walsmart for tissues. There they will round us up into FEMA camps, force us to wear cotton and swear alligence to Bert and Ernie, and proceed to do Jade Helms all over our christian male straight butts. THEN they'll sell us to the chinese for slave labor.DUH
That's the free market at work, Blobsy.
I know, I'm in awe, too.
Minor screw-ups can be left to other countries' militaries; ours goes for the really big, extinction-level jobs.
Just so long as it is not for studying climate change. We can fund Anthrax but don't you be bringin your 97% science into my pentagon, tyvm
Every night at dinner, Alex Jones absentmindedly molds his mashed potatoes into the shape of chemtrails.
Yes. Home schooling teaches you THAT? I thought biology and chemistry were too hard for those puddin' heads.