We are having one hell of a time keeping up with this internecine gun group warfare. It all started Monday, when the grandaddy of all gun-humpers, the NRA, asked some of the open carry folks to please chill because toting machine guns to TGIFriday's was making the sheeple nervous. The open carry folks, of course, were having
I am so relieved! Just think: if the NRA had persisted in saying there was a line beyond which even gun nuts should not go, people might start saying the NRA was somehow reasonable, or not batfuck gibbering Charles Manson-level insane.
Now you know Open Carry will want the name, address, phone number, and a headshot photo of that "staffer". So they can, um, "discuss" the matter more forcefully with them.
Yeah, that's it. "Discuss."
I am so relieved! Just think: if the NRA had persisted in saying there was a line beyond which even gun nuts should not go, people might start saying the NRA was somehow reasonable, or not batfuck gibbering Charles Manson-level insane.
Friends, we really dodged a bullet here!
perhaps you prefer to call it "Charlene"
"I call her Vera"
"You'll shoot your burrito out, kid!"
Ah, the creepiness of a young Vincent D'Onofrio!
Now you know Open Carry will want the name, address, phone number, and a headshot photo of that "staffer". So they can, um, "discuss" the matter more forcefully with them.
Yeah, that's it. "Discuss."
Surprised the NRA didn't blame Obama for the statement.
C'mon dudes, you're getting lazy.
Couldn't they all just settle this at the OK Corral?
"the slightly less-batshit NRA"
Now there's a phrase you don't often get to use -- and it's horrifying that you ever do.
Where the women only have a good side!
I would open carry, but the AR makes my butt look big.
If you have a conceal carry permit, who's going to know, anyhow?