Seems to be a pattern: the NRA bans guns from their own HQ, too. "Sure, we'll let these paranoid nutbags carry guns around . . . but not around us!"
As a native Texan, I can say that I've rarely been legally sober, and that I don't trust any Texan who claims to be. The only thing worse than a kook is a liar.
Unlike gay marriage, the solution here isn&#039;t just &quot;don&#039;t get one.&quot; To those idiots trying to (further) militarize a county where my non gun having friends and relatives live: <i>stop it</i>. I don&#039;t need to go to any &quot;innocent bystander&quot; funerals this year.
Local Austin news reported a bill was quickly being drawn up that would let members determine who could enter their offices and makes plans for a &#039;panic&#039; button. Panic button? Don&#039;t you pussy Congresscritters tote shootin&#039; iron?
&quot;All I need is a cool buzz and some big fucking guns, and I&#039;m fine, dude.&quot;
You&#039;re right, but it works better if you imagine it with Matthew McConaughey&#039;s accent, half in the bag on the hood of a &#039;78 Berlinetta.
Didn&#039;t Nostrodamus say something like &quot;the world will end when dipshits start throwing the word &#039;Hegelian&#039; around&quot;?
Seems to be a pattern: the NRA bans guns from their own HQ, too. &quot;Sure, we&#039;ll let these paranoid nutbags carry guns around . . . but not around us!&quot;
As a native Texan, I can say that I&#039;ve rarely been legally sober, and that I don&#039;t trust any Texan who claims to be. The only thing worse than a kook is a liar.
Unlike gay marriage, the solution here isn&#039;t just &quot;don&#039;t get one.&quot; To those idiots trying to (further) militarize a county where my non gun having friends and relatives live: <i>stop it</i>. I don&#039;t need to go to any &quot;innocent bystander&quot; funerals this year.
Local Austin news reported a bill was quickly being drawn up that would let members determine who could enter their offices and makes plans for a &#039;panic&#039; button. Panic button? Don&#039;t you pussy Congresscritters tote shootin&#039; iron?
You&#039;ll get sued if someone were to tell you, I think.
I WANT TO KIRBELIEVE
So... wait, what is asparagus?
Definitely a harbinger of the Apocalypse.
Open Carry for Prison Inmates!
Wait, what...?
&quot;All I need is a cool buzz and some big fucking guns, and I&#039;m fine, dude.&quot;
You&#039;re right, but it works better if you imagine it with Matthew McConaughey&#039;s accent, half in the bag on the hood of a &#039;78 Berlinetta.
If they really cared about public safety, they&#039;d have one of those IT HAS BEEN [323] DAYS SINCE ANY OF US MURDERED A PERSON signs.
I&#039;m not generally into reality TV, but I&#039;m totes gonna set my DVR for this series.
Open carry in Texas is good news for podiatric and opthalmological surgeons.
What? No mention of Hitler? [shaking head in utter disappointment...]
Didn&#039;t Nostrodamus say something like &quot;the world will end when dipshits start throwing the word &#039;Hegelian&#039; around&quot;?
Al Queda thanks the NRA for helping making their job easier in the U.S.A.
<i>Cordova: How about shall not be infringed? Shall not &mdash; shall not be &mdash; shall not be infringed?</i>
How about well-regulated? Not unregulated. Well. Regulated.