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Seems to be a pattern: the NRA bans guns from their own HQ, too. "Sure, we'll let these paranoid nutbags carry guns around . . . but not around us!"

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As a native Texan, I can say that I've rarely been legally sober, and that I don't trust any Texan who claims to be. The only thing worse than a kook is a liar.

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Unlike gay marriage, the solution here isn't just "don't get one." To those idiots trying to (further) militarize a county where my non gun having friends and relatives live: <i>stop it</i>. I don't need to go to any "innocent bystander" funerals this year.

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Local Austin news reported a bill was quickly being drawn up that would let members determine who could enter their offices and makes plans for a 'panic' button. Panic button? Don't you pussy Congresscritters tote shootin' iron?

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You'll get sued if someone were to tell you, I think.

I WANT TO KIRBELIEVE

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So... wait, what is asparagus?

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Definitely a harbinger of the Apocalypse.

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Open Carry for Prison Inmates!

Wait, what...?

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"All I need is a cool buzz and some big fucking guns, and I'm fine, dude."

You're right, but it works better if you imagine it with Matthew McConaughey's accent, half in the bag on the hood of a '78 Berlinetta.

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If they really cared about public safety, they'd have one of those IT HAS BEEN [323] DAYS SINCE ANY OF US MURDERED A PERSON signs.

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I'm not generally into reality TV, but I'm totes gonna set my DVR for this series.

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Open carry in Texas is good news for podiatric and opthalmological surgeons.

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What? No mention of Hitler? [shaking head in utter disappointment...]

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Didn't Nostrodamus say something like "the world will end when dipshits start throwing the word 'Hegelian' around"?

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Al Queda thanks the NRA for helping making their job easier in the U.S.A.

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<i>Cordova: How about shall not be infringed? Shall not — shall not be — shall not be infringed?</i>

How about well-regulated? Not unregulated. Well. Regulated.

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