We're guessing this one has only a thin hope of joining ACORN and Jade Helm 15 in the Great Big Catalogue of Rightwing Fears, but let's document the specimen just in case it manages to thrive. Over at Gateway Pundit, Stupidest Guest Blogger on the Internet Kristinn Taylor thinks he
I tried to get in but the place was mobbed. Wow, talk about needing some living space. There was a near riot outside on the rope line. Security kept yelling at everyone to "Stop putsching!"
“Reparations for unnatural lifestyle, that can’t even propagate to survive??”
Sit down, honey, and let Auntie Gristle explain where gay babies come from.
A lady (the "natural" kind of lady who only likes sex with men, and then only to make babies), has a vagina. We'll call this Mortise A.
A man (the "natural" kind of man who only likes sex with ladies, all the time, anywhere, any way) has a penis. We'll call this Tenon B.
The lady lays down and the man gets on top of her (THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAY FOR THEM TO BE POSITIONED) and he inserts his Tenon B into her Mortise A.
Nine months later there may be a baby born! Some of the babies will, in fact, turn out to be born gay! Two gay ladies can't make gay babies. Two gay men can't make gay babies. But, and this is the beautiful part, as long as "natural" men and women keep making babies there will always be more gay babies being born :)
There is a whole industry of made up shit to worry about anymore. With no one worrying about anything that might actually happen like global warming. I am sure there are republicans who would sing a different tune if their home in the Marshall Islands was being swallowed by the rising seas.
I tried to get in but the place was mobbed. Wow, talk about needing some living space. There was a near riot outside on the rope line. Security kept yelling at everyone to "Stop putsching!"
ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US
“Reparations for unnatural lifestyle, that can’t even propagate to survive??”
Sit down, honey, and let Auntie Gristle explain where gay babies come from.
A lady (the "natural" kind of lady who only likes sex with men, and then only to make babies), has a vagina. We'll call this Mortise A.
A man (the "natural" kind of man who only likes sex with ladies, all the time, anywhere, any way) has a penis. We'll call this Tenon B.
The lady lays down and the man gets on top of her (THIS IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAY FOR THEM TO BE POSITIONED) and he inserts his Tenon B into her Mortise A.
Nine months later there may be a baby born! Some of the babies will, in fact, turn out to be born gay! Two gay ladies can't make gay babies. Two gay men can't make gay babies. But, and this is the beautiful part, as long as "natural" men and women keep making babies there will always be more gay babies being born :)
I believe the correct term is "gay reparay", just sayin'. Expect a line on your 1040 next year.
There is a whole industry of made up shit to worry about anymore. With no one worrying about anything that might actually happen like global warming. I am sure there are republicans who would sing a different tune if their home in the Marshall Islands was being swallowed by the rising seas.
Now, if only there were reparations for being forced to listen to stupid right-wing bullshit...
Also known as "puttin' the wood to her."
If you have any further gender questions, you should ask his beard. (Not pictured here)
We almost had a tornado in my town today. Thanks, sodomites.
Three things-Walmarts, tunnels and FEMA camps.
Some mean boys called me a 'sissy' in the 6th grade.
I WANT MY TWO HUNNERT DOLLARS!
"It all depends on how many taps, now doesn't it?"
--Larry "SuperTuber" Craig
Mortise and tenon eh? So lesbians use tounge in groove?I'll just see myself out.
Yes, go lickety split!
That header pic is a clear forgery! Hitler would have pinched, not used rouge!
I'm betting the "national reporter" was Award-Winning Journalist Chuck C. Johnson