Imagine a world where you don't have to email me at rebecca at wonkette dot com to tell me you can't read Wonkette's latest vicious snarlings because we done broke your browser (again). Imagine a world of Internet SO FAST, and also free of all the boob ads, which for some reason make you sad.
You seem to have screwed the pooch.Your redesigned site is so much cleaner that even without paying baksheesh it no longer breaks my browser *and* I keep my boob ads!
Yep, I upgraded to Gold. Less than a buck a day, I read Wonkette more frequently than I ever read any newspaper, so it's a bargoon for me. CONTENT CREATORS NEED TO GET PAID, YO
sending money through the donate button is what you do because you are a sucker. you gotta register through the new thing up top. you can cancel your old donation if you want to, it's allowed.
Miraculously, the Wonkette and (alleged) Friends of Wonkette ads do get past the ad blocker. (Not all that miraculous from your side, but it sure seems neat on this side of the screen.)
You seem to have screwed the pooch.Your redesigned site is so much cleaner that even without paying baksheesh it no longer breaks my browser *and* I keep my boob ads!
Yep, I upgraded to Gold. Less than a buck a day, I read Wonkette more frequently than I ever read any newspaper, so it's a bargoon for me. CONTENT CREATORS NEED TO GET PAID, YO
yeah, no :(
you gotta cancel the one and register the other because they're tracked differently and arglebargle tech-hickey. we're here to help if you need us!
sending money through the donate button is what you do because you are a sucker. you gotta register through the new thing up top. you can cancel your old donation if you want to, it's allowed.
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Done. Best $99.99 a month I will ever spend. OK, kidding. Best $4.99.
Do you recommend using the same username and email that we use for Discus?
I have my own boobs I can look at, so this sounds kind of interesting.
Suckered am I? See if I send you any of the Nigerian Prince's money.
=Thanks for the info. Keep up the good work, it is appreciated.
At this point, nobody sees your username but you.
That may change in the future, when we start offering custom content for our subscribers...
Bummer, I'll do that when I've got a spare minute.
Miraculously, the Wonkette and (alleged) Friends of Wonkette ads do get past the ad blocker. (Not all that miraculous from your side, but it sure seems neat on this side of the screen.)
It's because they are just images from our server, and the word "ad" is not anywhere near them.
Please stop sending them the cans, for starters.
I'm recycling the cans; I'm sending them the cushions.
It's not because the AdBlock people just really like Wonkette?