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Menotsure's avatar

Our trip into the micro world

Has truly been a blast

A big thanks to our tour guide

Before the week has passed

We got to see a week full

Of tiny little beasts

I just thank God that you are not

Glambassador to Greece.

Sko Hayes's avatar

I came straight to the comments to discover the source of your magical GIF! Very cool!

William Donnell's avatar

That's pornographic. Nice.

James's avatar

Is it a Monet, or a Manet?

Craig Nixon's avatar

Or a Mamet.

But NOT a Mehmet.

James's avatar

Definitely not. a Mehmet is FAR too Oztentatious for my taste.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Crudites libelz.

William Donnell's avatar

Blewit?

The Wanderer's avatar

Baroque: For when you're out of Monet.

Shocktreatment's avatar

The day before payday can be a b¡tch, especially for artists

Craig Nixon's avatar

What do you do when you're out of Giacobazzi?

Shocktreatment's avatar

𝘚𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘦...

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It looks like Monet’s ‘Water Lilies’.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

Cooperation helps everyone! Who would have thunk it?

Craig Nixon's avatar

Look for the helpers!

William Donnell's avatar

"It's mostly odd things he does. Helping, like."

- Alex's mum, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

PrimerGray's avatar

Anyone who watched Sesame Street would have been taught this repeatedly.

Dave's Not Here's avatar

>>"... what kind of Oppositional Defiant And Also Child Rape Disorder do these people have?"

The kind that elects a credibly accused rapist and serial sexual harasser AFTER that Access Hollywood tape came out.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

God'n'Grindr is leaving Congress to start a Four Seasons Lawn Care franchise.

𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗹𝗼𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁 ‘𝗟𝗮𝘄𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗲𝘀𝘀’ 𝗜𝗳 𝗚𝗢𝗣 𝗟𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲

https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/speaker-johnson-floats-leaving-politics-to-start-lawn-business-if-gop-loses-house/

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Christ, that sounds like an Onion headline....

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

As if that traitorous little pervert is going to pry his hypocritical snout out of the Federal trough...

Goin Green's avatar

I just want to say to all the young men who are thinking about whether or not to be a Republican...

If you think you should not leave a date wondering if you are a murderer or just a rapist... go blue.

If you think trafficking minors for the sexual pleasures of yourself and other rich people is a bad business model and should not be followed, definitely... go blue.

If you are OK with all of it... Go to fucking Hell, you MAGA prick!

Warren's avatar

Morning, Rebecca! I am so, so very sorry that Barbara Boxer lost her temper and yelled at you! You, a Democratic Party ally with that commands a devoted following of refistered liberal voters! Twice! Lots of politics is still about who is friendly to our friends. And this Warner Brothers merger into the Skydance blob, financed the good old junk bond way, sucks. It ought to be illegal, especially after the 1980s. It is very hard on the workers, who haven’t done anything wrong. Now Hollywood will make fewer movies, and there will be less work for make-up artists, cinematographers, writers, key grips, wardrobe, casting, all those names we see in the credits that make LA the 20th largest economy in the world. Poor Brooke, and poor my niece and nephew-in-law, both of whom are in the industry. Donald Trump and the Ellisons did this. I pledge to boycott Oracle, just as I am boycotting Dell. And Ellison fils fancies himself an actorr! Oh God. Oy vey. Ay de mi. Verdamft. Please join me in multilingual cursing. And please send out prayers to all those soon to be hit with the hard times in So Cal and Mich, where the tariff war is going to kill what’s left of Ford and GM. Mike Rogers deserves to be shamed for bringing up Dr El-Sayed’s mother in the debate, instead of talking about what Republicans will do to save the auto industry, family farms, and the entertainment industry!

Thanks for Wonkette, and F*** Barbara Boxer forever!

Craig Nixon's avatar

While we're at it, fuck Larry Klayman too.

And Ted Cruz.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

HUGE NEWS THIS MORNING!!!

Losingest loser loses AGAIN. SUCH a loser!!!

"The Norwegian Nobel Committee instead awarded the 2026 prize Friday to veteran South African jurist and human rights advocate Navanethem “Navi” Pillay, honoring her decades-long work defending human rights, advancing international justice and pursuing accountability for war crimes and genocide."

freakishlystrong's avatar

HUGE TANTRUM LATER THIS MORNING!

So glad they gave it to a true advocate of peace and justice.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

He's too busy calling anyone who calls it Artificial Intelligence "the enemy"

TerseNurse's avatar

"You realize, this means war!"

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

The Norwegian Nobel Committee instead awarded the 2026 prize Friday to veteran South African jurist and human rights advocate Navanethem “Navi” Pillay

Instead?

Like he was ever actual in contention for it. Please. Instead. Who wrote that and why are they writing a Nobel announcement only as it pertain to Trump? People who bomb school children don't get Nobel prizes!

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

In which Erick, son of Erick ALMOST gets it.

Hey, Erick, the child diddling human trafficking rapists are /inside your fucking party you fucking tool/

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Sorry Becca, this old Goth is not a fan of "Gloria".

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

WHAT? You crush my heart, Rosy. Stomp, smash!

It's not really a good song and the message is...wtf are you trying to say anyway...but damn if I do not turn it up loud anyway.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Sorry NOPE! If that came on my radio I would switch the station.

Craig Nixon's avatar

May you land on a country station.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

All I would do is switch it again. It's too bad there are no goth stations but I have my phone for that! (I do listen to other music than goth)

TerseNurse's avatar

there's GOT to be a Goth cover version somewhere.

if not, there should be.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I could go for a Diamanda Galas cover version.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I'm waiting for the polka version to take off.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Vox populi...

"A heckler screams you’re a pedophile president 👏"

https://bsky.app/profile/iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social/post/3mxddfrvh5s2v

freakishlystrong's avatar

His "fans" are ugly and were shame a thing anymore, should be shunned by decent people everywhere.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Trump showed up in Texas looking for cheers. Instead, his rally turned into absolute chaos.

Protesters interrupting, Trump supporters getting physical, shouting matches, and security scrambling. So much for that Paxton boost."

https://bsky.app/profile/cwebbonline.com/post/3mxelhwdja22c

freakishlystrong's avatar

A small slice of what he's done to the country.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I have two sisters who don't speak because of that fucker. If I believed in hell, I would hope he rotted there once he takes a dirt nap.

Tiffany in Houston's avatar

Imagine if any Democrat had posted nonsense like this. It's just embarrassing at this point.

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mxexahvqyk2c

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

🎶 I yell at clouds from my phone now 🎶

ziggywiggy's avatar

He says so much shit, his words no longer have meaning. It is all one big blur of stupidity and insanity.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

It's not super intelligence, it's super DUPER intelligence!

freakishlystrong's avatar

The people that invented it should call it what ever they want. He's so petty, so tiny.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

I'm gonna call it Hal.

YaJagoff's avatar

And so tiresome.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Sweet dairy jeebus, that boy's cheese done slid off his cracker!

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I AM his enemy and I am PROUD of it! THANKS AmeriKKKa for saddling us with that stupid orange ASSHOLE.

PrimerGray's avatar

"Gloria" in the memories of quite a few of us, as evidenced from the mentions below.

For me, it is linked to my high school gym class, sophomore gym. It was winter so we were inside. The boys and girls were each doing separate activities but they took some from each group and put them with the others. I was one of the boys who went to the girls side. I forget what the boys were doing, but the girls were doing aerobics and Gloria was one of the songs (Abracadabra by Steve Miller was the other I remember) we did the exercises to.

Not the kind of thing a 15 year boy wanted to do. I hated it.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

Motherfucking Glor-ee-AAAHH!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"🚨BREAKING: Voting rights groups are citing recent ICE activity near voting sites and new evidence of intimidation as they expand a lawsuit seeking to keep armed federal agents away from polling places during the midterm elections."

https://bsky.app/profile/marcelias.bsky.social/post/3mxd3h7es2c2l

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

It's easy for me, an old white guy, to say "ICE agents at the polling place? Who cares? I'll say good morning as I stroll right past them."

An Arab-American? A first-generation Hispanic American or recently naturalized citizen? Not so damn easy.

Jen Lacks a Domesticated Bone's avatar

Especially since they have detained and even arrested american citizens for the crime of looking brown

That one in california had to get like a restraining order demanding they stop arresting him

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Which states will ask for UN election monitors?

Rosy red ASS's avatar

They ALL should.

tehbaddr's avatar

I wonder if they'll actually end up shooting someone at the polls.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Who's going to stop them?

Us.

TerseNurse's avatar

all signs point to 'yes'

Lady Tavestock's avatar

I keep going back to Brooke's essay the other day; yeah, the bad shit keeps escalating.

But, OTOH, my neighbor was worried because my garage door was still up at 7:30 PM last night, so she texted and stopped by to check on me. I'm OK - just distracted! 😅

Check on your neighbors: that is the message.

The Golden Hamster's avatar

Powerful testimony from JoJo from Jerz. To me she is such a hero, in a time filled with creepy cowardly assholes in power. Subject warning rape.

https://jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/i-was-drunk-i-was-raped?redirect=app-store-no-desktop&inbox=true&triedRedirect=true

ziggywiggy's avatar

I got 2 email money begs yelling at me this morning from BOLD Democrats which is apparently a legit PAC but they look scammy (they should try less of this: ALL CAPS!! EMERGENCY!!! WE WILL MARK YOU AS AN UNREGISTERED VOTER IF YOU DON'T ANSWER!!!) That one pissed me off.

I never subscribe to any of these groups but they grab up all the email lists and fill up my inbox. Every morning it feels like I am unsubscribing from another email money beg. No I will not give money to you just because you say you are a Democrat, actually I ain't giving money to any of them as I do not have it.