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Or the abortionist who wants to kill him.

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If they are real then they are likely unreliable models that uses ammo of low caliber which is insufficient to ensure personal democracy

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β€œIt’s heartbreaking that they’re not getting the home they deserve.”

Yeah, it is. Too bad your fucking gun is more important.

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Don't forget the floor drains. They make cleanup much easier.

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the moral of the story is that if you pray real hard, He will deliver on that Glock you have coveted.

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This should end well

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Let the kid carry the gun. Problem solved.

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Well played, weejee. :-)

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shooting someone over my crappy flat screen just seems wrong. they can have it. I spend a day on the phone with StateFarm, but don't have to deal with bloodstains on the carpet.

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The Constitution is based on the Bible which Jesus wrote, in English. Therefore, hence and by the way, everything in the Constitution is God given.You are not keeping up very well with the fast moving Tea Party crowd.

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DO let the door hit your ass on the way out!

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A God-given right to wield the Devil's Invention. That makes perfect sense.

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Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!

Shypixel! Shypixel! Shypixel! ^^^

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I'm weeping little crocodile bullets for gun fondlers, really I am. I don't want to cheapen whatever their experience was with the attempted home invasion but shouldn't it mean something that it was attempted and not successful? What I'm getting at is I'd be a bit more sympathetic to the paranoid desire to pack heat at all times were they victims of an actual home invasion but since they weren't, comply with the law and don't carry lethal weapons ready to discharge around kids you stupid fucks. If you can't do that then quit trying to be foster parents...you morans have 'mass home shooting' written all over you.

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