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Jared James's avatar

"Sorry, can't marry you." "But the law changed so you can't discrimin--" "You're already married. We're not allowed to let people marry more than once." "..." "And mazeltov, by the way."

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Surprisingly, a Google search for "GOP BLASTS" finds only 23,000 things they've blasted.

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No -- that would infringe their religious freedumbs, and they would complain about it.

That would be pretty snarky, if it weren't true.

Incoming Ham's avatar

...or already know the answer to.

Incoming Ham's avatar

They just need to paint a big ole Xtian fish on the sign. It will be like Passover, except gheys.

chascates's avatar

They just need to wear a T-shirt with "I'm a bigot. If you're different from me please get away from me" printed on it. That should do the trick.

Jared James's avatar

GOP is all over it like white on rice on a paper plate with a glass of vanilla-frosted milk.

Unless they're good Christian homophobic bigots, in which case, RELIGUS FREEDUMBZ.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Is that called the "Mississippi Exemption?" If it had been available, most of the Deep South probably would have skipped that whole messy Civil Rights thingie.

You betcha!

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Can we cross "special rights for gay people" off their list of arguments against gay marriage now?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Traditional marriage is declining in popularity for many reasons. Same sex marriage is increasing because of laws. If bakeries and wedding venues want to stick with a shrinking market segment, we should let them. Economic Darwinism at its most ironic.

diogenez's avatar

This cake tastes like bile.