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How does Donna Rose keep getting cuter? I'm going to keel over from squee overload if she gets one iota more adorable.

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Much infrastructure! Bigly bridges! Beautiful clean coal roads!

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donate all your money now -

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But only correct American churches, not heathen Catholic or Jewish or Muslimy churches.

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Nah, just another concern troll.

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She will one day rule us all.

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Think we'll hear another 'OBAMA WIRETAPPED THE WHITE HOUSE' rant? They're already recycling Hillary hate, they must've run out of material already.

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Wouldn't it be delicious if she kept referring to him as 'Justice Garland... oops, my mistake!'

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We are not entertained. In pari delicto has gone out of style already.

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Our Overlordess Donna Rose gets ever cuter. Who knitted that beautiful scarf?

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Sanctions would hit the US hard. It relies a LOT on international trade, and still imports necessities. The down side is the number of countries that also would be affected, but I expect that new trading patterns would develop.

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Just to watch him die? Count m in!

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guys! GUYS!!!! stop sending Don Jr.'s wife envelopes with a white powder-like substance, let the fucking lions and tigers do their jobs....the wife probably sucks too, but it's Don and his dumbfuck brother we want to get rid of...not the their fucking dumb wives or kids.

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We can only hope!

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I literally don't want to go see that he actually said that. I'm sure he did but if I don't see it elsewhere I can pretend it's just Wonkette snark.

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IIRC, most recent sanctions were in part because they were spying on American "soil."

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