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Vance Day has always been an odd duck in Oregon politics.

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See ammosexual. Or better don't. You can get the idea from the word.

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No just a bog standard corrupt judge who finally offended enough people to be in danger of losing his job. I haven't even heard any local Rebs standing up for him. Of course, I'm not paying a lot of attention.

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That and his autographed photo of Dolphie just called attention to his real crimes.

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Henry Ford?

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"The county was originally named the Champooick District, after Champoeg (earlier Champooick[3]), a meeting place on the Willamette River. On September 3, 1849, the territorial legislature renamed it in honor of Francis Marion,[4] a Continental Army general from South Carolina who served in the American Revolutionary War." Yep we got named after the Swamp Fox. A quickie wiki fact.

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He is a Republican in the heart of Democrat territory. He can't say what he really wants to.

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Judge Day drove this Veteran all over the area so he could handle guns. Don't know if that's sad or creepy.

Oh hell, it's both a desert topping and a floor wax.

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He always looks like that.

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Yea, Oregon isn't quite the Communist utopia people think it is. Yet. >=)

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You again? Fuck off douche!

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I always wonder why these clowns that hate the government so much spend so much time and money to get into it. Must be a case of masochism.

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Goddamnit. (rocks in chair on Wonkette porch). (spit). There was a time, you know, when I could make an incoherent "deleted comments of the day" reference and mix it in with an even more incoherent biblical reference, and ya'll would fuckin' appreciate it. This place has "gone to shit", as they say. Now a days all I got is this goddamn chair and this goddamn porch and no upfists at all. And I still have to sneak in through the service entrance here. <stares mindlessly="" off="" into="" distance="">.

Just gimme my goddamn pills.

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Would that be Earth-1 or Earth-2's Solomon Grundy? And he wasn't so much born as re-animated.

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My apologies, you are of course correct.

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Really? Thought the entire PNW was, for the most part, liberal.

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