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Hey Wonkette!

There appears to be malicious adware on your site that causes my itunes store app to pop up literally every time I read an article. You should probably fix that, since the love I have for your filthy communist netrag is threatened by the Very Annoying experience of reading it on my phone. Thanks!

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Re - the headline picture: I've never before seen a photo that so clearly and definitively captured the depths of someone's intellect.

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I was thinking two yellow stripes crossed on a field of brown. Yes, that color brown.

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I would assume that burns from the barbecue grill make one eligible for the Oaf Keeper's Purple Heart.

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The locals do call themselves "Cavemen"

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Well, except for their leaders, their politicians, Fox "News," et al., who are all in it for that sweet, sweet ca$h...

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I love the smell of court orders in the morning.

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The Elk Lodge has bingo and sells alcohol. Et tu, Oath Keepers?

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It sure is fun to pretend, isn't it?

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The Constitution is not to be read, it's to be kept in a shirt pocket, so it's magical powers of goodness can protect your heart from the bullets of jack booted thugs.

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al-Qaeda turned down their applications because they weren't willing to martyr themselves.

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By this metric, I've managed to fend off federal troops every day of my life. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

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These jackholes piss me off no end. Their "mission" was utterly bogus in the first place, and their "interpretation" of the Constitution is a fucking joke.

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Worship Words! E plebnista!

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Oh, the REMF derpitude is strong with this bunch.

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i live close to them and held them thar oath keepers off my place without a gun even - how bad ass is that - well of course, like the feds, they never came

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