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Pretty much equal to the odds of three of them being groomers, four cheating on spouses, two having drug/alcohol habits they think they have under control, and one of them having embezzled a life-altering amount of money from their church or employer.

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Tax cuts for people they love. Or whose money they love.

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Are there any republican bills that aren’t designed to hurt people they hate,

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Art Robinson asked for my pee that one time.

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Plus potato!

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Awwwwwkkkkwaaaaaarrrrddd.Man, it's like if Awkward and Agoraphobia had a love child and named it Meatball Ron.

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Well, the woman is pinging my gaydar and the blond and the guy in the brown suit and gold tie both have "youth pastor" written all over them.

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“That’s like saying shooting a serial killer is no different from the serial killer shooting you.”

This used to happen in Soviet Russia, like, all the time.

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It's possible they might sue over Measure 113's constitutionality, but ultimately they are willing to end their political careers to oppose the bills. This is admirable if still evil.

"Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism..."

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You'll have an Oregonasm!

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Well, they ARE mostly from Eastern Oregon, after all.

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The Harold Stassen of the Oregon 4th.

Or was he the Pat Paulsen?

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It was the semicolons what done it. And Oxford commas. They haaaaate Oxford commas.

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Here's a tiny taste:

https://www.desmog.com/art-...

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Upper right photo is Art Robinson, he wants your urine!

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