Good morning, Warrers On Christmas. Much has happened since our last intelligence briefing . Last night, Dessert Fox Bill O'Reilly released another video of propaganda from his bunker in the Fortress of Falafel. He did that thing where he invites an opposing viewpoint onto his show, then kicks the shit out of him.
When I lived in Vermont, they had a "Christmas Tree Shops" store in my town. I ain't no philosophical Xtian, but shopped there anyway for low priced crap from China. Every now and then in that Christmas Tree Shop, they'd page the manager: "Mohammed to the front for customer assistance. Mohammed to the front please". Is this a great country, or what?
It was founded on the belief in the exact same invisible being Billo worships, because cultural concepts of abstractions never change <i>at all</i> over the centuries!
<i>Bill O&rsquo;Reilly accused American Atheists president David Silverman of being a &ldquo;fascists&rdquo; who wanted to banish Christmas from the United States</i>
So were the christians who had Christmas actually banned in America for the first 200 years &quot;fascists&quot; as well?
You go to war against the supernaturally based belief system you don&#039;t have, not the supernaturally based belief system you wish you didn&#039;t have.
Methodism is not a religion, falafel fingers, it is a branch of Christianity., which is not a philosophy. Take, eat, this categorical imperative, which is given to you so that you may will a universal law..
No, but you might be thinking of the Philistines.
When I lived in Vermont, they had a &quot;Christmas Tree Shops&quot; store in my town. I ain&#039;t no philosophical Xtian, but shopped there anyway for low priced crap from China. Every now and then in that Christmas Tree Shop, they&#039;d page the manager: &quot;Mohammed to the front for customer assistance. Mohammed to the front please&quot;. Is this a great country, or what?
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Humpty Dumpty Libel!
There would have only been a different justification.
Come one, everybody: O&#039;Reilly just solved our deficit problem for the next 1000 years!
USA! USA! USA!
Take back real Amercia!!!!!!!11!!
It was founded on the belief in the exact same invisible being Billo worships, because cultural concepts of abstractions never change <i>at all</i> over the centuries!
The Society of Friends is a &quot;religion&quot; too, my people.
Sorry, but they just can&#039;t tolerate your lack of belief in invisible beings.
Change - and then they&#039;ll consider loving you.
Dubya did claim Jesus Christ was the greatest philosopher.
Loudoun County? Shouldn&#039;t the atheists be called Devils?
<i>Bill O&rsquo;Reilly accused American Atheists president David Silverman of being a &ldquo;fascists&rdquo; who wanted to banish Christmas from the United States</i>
So were the christians who had Christmas actually banned in America for the first 200 years &quot;fascists&quot; as well?
Inquiring minds want to know.
<a href="" target="_blank">Here&#039;s</a> one of their crack commando teams, the 666th Ranger Regiment.
You go to war against the supernaturally based belief system you don&#039;t have, not the supernaturally based belief system you wish you didn&#039;t have.
Methodism is not a religion, falafel fingers, it is a branch of Christianity., which is not a philosophy. Take, eat, this categorical imperative, which is given to you so that you may will a universal law..
McDonald&#039;s has salads. I&#039;ve seen people eat them.