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Chris Grrr's avatar

No, but you might be thinking of the Philistines.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When I lived in Vermont, they had a "Christmas Tree Shops" store in my town. I ain't no philosophical Xtian, but shopped there anyway for low priced crap from China. Every now and then in that Christmas Tree Shop, they'd page the manager: "Mohammed to the front for customer assistance. Mohammed to the front please". Is this a great country, or what?

bobbert's avatar

Amercia's Next Top Mechanistic Model!! Right here on Wonkette.

The Quirk's avatar

Humpty Dumpty Libel!

schmannity's avatar

There would have only been a different justification.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Come one, everybody: O'Reilly just solved our deficit problem for the next 1000 years!

USA! USA! USA!

Chris Grrr's avatar

Take back real Amercia!!!!!!!11!!

It was founded on the belief in the exact same invisible being Billo worships, because cultural concepts of abstractions never change <i>at all</i> over the centuries!

Chris Grrr's avatar

The Society of Friends is a "religion" too, my people.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Sorry, but they just can't tolerate your lack of belief in invisible beings.

Change - and then they'll consider loving you.

PubOption's avatar

Dubya did claim Jesus Christ was the greatest philosopher.

PubOption's avatar

Loudoun County? Shouldn't the atheists be called Devils?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Bill O’Reilly accused American Atheists president David Silverman of being a “fascists” who wanted to banish Christmas from the United States</i>

So were the christians who had Christmas actually banned in America for the first 200 years "fascists" as well?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Lot_49's avatar

<a href="" target="_blank">Here's</a> one of their crack commando teams, the 666th Ranger Regiment.

Chris Grrr's avatar

You go to war against the supernaturally based belief system you don't have, not the supernaturally based belief system you wish you didn't have.

schmannity's avatar

Methodism is not a religion, falafel fingers, it is a branch of Christianity., which is not a philosophy. Take, eat, this categorical imperative, which is given to you so that you may will a universal law..

Lot_49's avatar

McDonald's has salads. I've seen people eat them.