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Chris Grrr's avatar

No, but you might be thinking of the Philistines.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When I lived in Vermont, they had a "Christmas Tree Shops" store in my town. I ain't no philosophical Xtian, but shopped there anyway for low priced crap from China. Every now and then in that Christmas Tree Shop, they'd page the manager: "Mohammed to the front for customer assistance. Mohammed to the front please". Is this a great country, or what?

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bobbert's avatar

Amercia's Next Top Mechanistic Model!! Right here on Wonkette.

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The Quirk's avatar

Humpty Dumpty Libel!

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schmannity's avatar

There would have only been a different justification.

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Come one, everybody: O'Reilly just solved our deficit problem for the next 1000 years!

USA! USA! USA!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Take back real Amercia!!!!!!!11!!

It was founded on the belief in the exact same invisible being Billo worships, because cultural concepts of abstractions never change <i>at all</i> over the centuries!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

The Society of Friends is a "religion" too, my people.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Sorry, but they just can't tolerate your lack of belief in invisible beings.

Change - and then they'll consider loving you.

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PubOption's avatar

Dubya did claim Jesus Christ was the greatest philosopher.

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PubOption's avatar

Loudoun County? Shouldn't the atheists be called Devils?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Bill O’Reilly accused American Atheists president David Silverman of being a “fascists” who wanted to banish Christmas from the United States</i>

So were the christians who had Christmas actually banned in America for the first 200 years "fascists" as well?

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Lot_49's avatar

<a href="" target="_blank">Here's</a> one of their crack commando teams, the 666th Ranger Regiment.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

You go to war against the supernaturally based belief system you don't have, not the supernaturally based belief system you wish you didn't have.

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schmannity's avatar

Methodism is not a religion, falafel fingers, it is a branch of Christianity., which is not a philosophy. Take, eat, this categorical imperative, which is given to you so that you may will a universal law..

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Lot_49's avatar

McDonald's has salads. I've seen people eat them.

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