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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I can *so* have good things!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

🎶 Break on through to the other side 🎶

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!

- N. Dynamite

Martini Glambassador's avatar

LOL! I understood that reference!

Menotsure's avatar

"Why no, he's always like this. Why do you ask?"

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

The Other Alpaca:

"Alice. Alice. ALICE, GET THE FUCK UP. You're embarrassing meeee!"

The Wanderer's avatar

¡CUIDADO! ¡LLAMAS!

Tommy Mo's avatar

Girl try to remember when we didn't have no shoes

We stuck together just me and you

It took a long time to get what we got today

Now you wanna give it all up for another guy

Baby, I'm tellin' you don't let

The green grass fool you

Don't let it change your mind

It's gonna be hard for me baby

Feel my life all over

'Cause baby you got the love that I really need

'Cause if you leave, leave me this way, baby

You know what, I may not live to see a brand new day

Oh baby, don't let, the green grass fool you

Don't let it change your mind

You know why, it may be greener on the other side, baby

But right in my arms is where you belong

Oh baby

Don't let the green grass fool you

Don't let it change your mind, oh baby

It may be greener on the other side, baby

But right in my arms is where you belong, baby

Don't let the green grass fool you

Don't let it change your mind

It may be greener on the other side, baby

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Alpaca myself under that fence.

455 Rocket Cat's avatar

Alpaca hug farm

tehbaddr's avatar

The grass is always tastier on the other side of the fence.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

Nom, nom, nom!

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Militant Agnostic's avatar

Alpaca!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

The FIRST thing that should happen: The CHAIR of that committee should instruct those testifying that if they DO NOT STOP TALKING OVER THE QUESTIONER, they will be arrested for CONTEMPT OF CONGRESS. An overnight in DC lockup would shut Ka$h the FUCK UP.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

If I were KA$H, I'd go a little easy on the "hanging out with a felon" accusations.

oblivias's avatar

Hake is a delicious fish. I have never forgotten having it at a restaurant in Barcelona years ago. It still ranks as maybe the best meal I ever ate. And I had never heard of it until the waiter recommended it.

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

So my observation yesterday that “Netanyahu did a good job interviewing himself” was prescient? Shocker!

2Cats2Furious's avatar

OT: I shouldn’t be so delighted to watch 5 very white dudes in suits, but I love them all so much (except Fallon). The return of Strike Force Five, in celebration of Stephen Colbert. BTW, today is Colbert’s birthday as well as mine, although he’s 10 years older.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOzkffwHU-Q

SkeptiKC's avatar

Warm and abundant salutations on this grand day of your debut!

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

Happy birthday, sweetheart! I hope your day is absolutely wonderful.

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Thanks, Thalia! No plans for the day, which is perfectly fine.

oblivias's avatar

Happy birthday!!! I didn't know you were a member of Team Taurus,

oblivias's avatar

We are the best!

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Happy Birthday! I hope you have a lovely day!

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

I'm sorry, Evan, but suddenly I can't see some of the links or captures you posted here, like the womenPF one or the tennis player one or the reactions from Democrats one. *Sigh*

TerseNurse's avatar

the tennis player one is well worth seeing... and this is coming from a straight dude!

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Substack has been really slow for me lately and doing the "something went wrong" thing again. I had hoped that had ended but it came back this week.

ziggywiggy's avatar

They are slow to load.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Much like myself before coffee.

Richard S's avatar

According to WaPo, South Carolina Repugnicans are declining to join the Redistricting Follies, and eliminate the seat of Rep James Clyburn.

"Republicans now hold six of the state’s seven congressional seats, but state Senate Majority Leader A. Shane Massey argued that a new map would spread out Republicans’ core voters so much that they would wind up with five."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/05/12/south-carolina-republicans-block-plan-eliminate-james-clyburns-house-seat/

SkeptiKC's avatar

I want to snatch up those calipers and then engage the sharp, pointy part to put as many holes in their fat, cellulite dimpled ass as is possible.

BECKY's avatar

I find that hard to believe, they must have some alternate motive that will inflict even more harm and pain on the not-republican people...

No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Meatball Ron might actually cost the GQP seats given recent Florida results.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

This is actually what may happen in Texas and Tennessee. Mr. Massey is correct ... statistically you can't dilute the republican voter base without the high risk of a small margin win for the Democrats.

This shit needs to be legislated Federally for Federal elections. If the states want to do different shit, let them.

Being released's avatar

I wonder how much of an effect that guy saying there were too many black people in Clyburn's district had.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Some of that shows up in this one:

𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐑𝐞𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐲 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩’𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/12/south-carolina-republicans-defy-trump-redistricting

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

With this new bullshit spewing from their cult leaders puckered anus mouth will they EVER fucking let it sink into their little brains he doesn't fucking care if they starve because they can't afford to buy food OR die because they can't get medical care? I'm over here not holding my breath. He doesn't care. He has never cared. He will never care. He's a malignant narcissist with dementia. Makes for a great cult leader when you can say things like this and they don't blink their squintly little pig eyes at him and wonder why they can't afford to buy groceries to feed the family. It's not The Giant Orange Fucktaters fault. It's NEVER been his fault. At this point if they are going hungry because they can't afford to drive to the store because they can't fill the ol' Ford truck up with gas to buy some dried beans and a bag of rice then...I can't seem to find it in my heart to feel anything more than utter disdain for these fucking idiot assholes.

"I don’t think about American financial situation — I don’t think about anybody. I think about one thing: We cannot let Iran have a nuclear weapon.”

Rosy red ASS's avatar

The fact that 500,000 idiots put money down for "Trump phones" that they will NEVER get proves to me that they will jump through every hoop and twist themselves into knots to excuse him his every sin. NO SYMPATHY.

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

We are unanimous in this.

satch's avatar

"Tennessee’s got some powerfully cool people in elected office, y’all. It’s remarkable that little bitches like Cameron Sexton think they’re going to get away with this and that the decent people of Tennessee are going to just lie there and take it."

I hate to admit that I often judge the residents of a state by their elected officials. Maybe I shouldn't be so quick to judge.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

On the bright side:

"Ras Baraka has won reelection as mayor of Newark, New Jersey’s largest city.

Baraka is a progressive who you’ll recall was detained last year while protesting ICE. He didn’t face major opposition today; he gained an ally earlier this year as he’d endorsed Mejia for Congress."

https://bsky.app/profile/taniel.bsky.social/post/3mlp5g6az7c26

Craig Nixon's avatar

Equally bright, Ras is still the son of Amiri Baraka.

I'm still amused that MA had a governor whose dad played with Sun Ra basically forever...

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"A new CNN investigation finds that a Russian cargo ship likely carrying two nuclear reactors and possibly destined for North Korea, sank in unexplained circumstances off the coast of Spain."

https://bsky.app/profile/philoof.bsky.social/post/3mloknreryk2c

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"You're gonna love this pitch. Really. Not like the last time, I promise. Okay? Hear me out. Poseidon Adventure meets Chernobyl. Did I tell you this was great or what?"

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Yay...let's poison more of the planet.

lmurr's avatar

On the positive side, our descendants may have more limbs to work with.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Many hands make light work!"

"Shut the fuck up! You radioactive mutants never tire with your cliches!"

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

New? This story has been around for months.

MRK's avatar

I wish I could trust CNN enough to know this isn't pure bullshit.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

I'd like to credit Ukraine, but the more likely explanation is the usual Russian incompetence.

Oy!'s avatar
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The first line of Heather Cox Richardson's May 13 newsletter:

"The biggest story in the country, today and always, is that the president of the United States is mentally unwell."

Sigh. 2 more years . . . ⏳ 📅 🤡

R. Riddle's avatar

That's the main issue with the US Constitution. If you get someone in office who is incompetent and screws up royally or becomes mentally unwell, there's no way to call for "snap elections" to take care of the issue. It's damned near impossible to make a course correction and we just have to wait out the end of their multi-year term of office.

BECKY's avatar

I'm not a historian but I think the founding fathers never considered that the insane president would be given carte blanch to do as they pleased by his party. They anticipated a system of checks and balances that would conteract the evil or insane president.

R. Riddle's avatar

It’s not just Trump, but also House or Senate members that suffer from some health issues or a scandal that hampers their ability to serve constituents. Fetterman is a prime example- he’ll stay until the end of his term unless he quits. There’s no way for constituents to start a process to remove him.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

I have stopped watching ANY network news, John Oliver, almost everything political because it's the Trump show, 24/7. I am SO FUCKING TIRED of him. Hubs had CNN and MSNOW on for a bit last night and it was all him BLAH BLAH BLAHING. 🤬

marydn's avatar

John Oliver's recent show talked about the Scotus Shadow Docket, the week before that was about otc drugs you can buy at the gas station and the week before was about chatbots. He may mention something at the beginning about Stinky but the main stories lately have been about other things.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I like the podacsters for news because I can fast forward through the press conference clips and get to the meat and potatoes of calling for him to be impeached RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the "president of the united states". Seriously, WTAF???

MRK's avatar

And yet I saw someone yesterday mention a poll where over half of Republican men think Trump would beat them in a fistfight.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

And he probably would too given the profile of the average Republican man.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Polling is now done in crack houses too?

So refreshing to finally know that the underreported viewpoints of the irredeemably damaged is now counted tabulated and round filed appropriately.

Craig Nixon's avatar

I mean, most of them can't get out of their vinyl clad recliner, unless it's the Early Bird Special at Cracker Barrel...so they may not be far off.

NatalyaResists's avatar

Well...they might not be entirely wrong.

Mysterysurf's avatar

Not that you care, little kittens, but zoomies first thing in the morning are the worst. I'm only thankful that I'm not hungover.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I hate when I do that without warning.

Because I always forget to grab my cane first and end up face planting.