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Mexico City was very much that way when I visited (albeit it was quite some time ago.) All of the high-end restaurants had a couple of gun-toting security guards lounging around outside the doors. Talk about buzz-kill. This is the world the NRAssholes want for the rest of us.

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A P1 at $18k/month? You still suck at math.

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He's a uniter! Who else could get Sunni and Shiite to agree on something?

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"I may be A Idiot, but I"m not stupid!"

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That fucking Tree of Liberty is awfully thirsty.

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Small businesses in Texas being oppressed by the gub'mint . . . oh wait, they're being oppressed by the NRA-owned do-no-good Texas gub'mint. Never mind, then - that's perfectly OK.

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Not in NYC they aren't. The competition keeps 'em on their toes. (The Invisible Hand reaches for a drink...)

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"Disney does little or nothing to warn its customers about alligators lurking in their happy kingdom."Perhaps relying on Captain Hook as a cautionary tale was not the best strategy.

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Keyboard condoms, if you will.

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that old man can fuck himself to hell. goddamn narcissist.

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What about Mom? Where is she?

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It's weird how people have to go out of their way to cook up conspiracy theories. It's called a dysfunctional family, guys come on.

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When I was in the service, I was the only female, because the one before me was harassed til she went AWOL. The others were ordered to lay off me. But there was one guy, one of those ringleader types, who hated me. No reason, he just hated people who weren't his buddy. Or weren't prostitutes/girlfriends. He had crazy, little piggy eyes. He did whatever he could to make me miserable. A girlfriend of mine who dated a friend of his told me once that his dad used to abuse him. I'd come to hate him so much, that made me happy.

He tried to join Special Forces. Didn't even make it past the psych profile. Because the Green Berets work closely with foreigners, they can't afford to have fucked up in the head types. It was his dream, and he failed.

And I laughed and laughed.

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Aw, thats cute. :) You could paint it wild and go to conventions. Put a transformer face on it.

But for all the noise from gun nuts, when I actually went through the procedures to transport a gun on a plane, it WAS unusual for them. The pilot got so freaked out he demanded to see my gun while I was seated. I had to point out that it was in the baggage, and he'd have to dig it out himself, because I was not a Sky Marshall. Really embarrassing!

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Its a Disco Inferno!

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Seddique Mir Mateen is a repulsive, toxic, shitstained roachfucking nutsack.

I didn't think anything could make me feel sad for Omar Mateen, but I imagine being a child stuck with this man- particularly if Mom wasn't in the picture.

My heart breaks every day, these days.

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