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Went with him to buy ammo, and drove him to "scope the place" sounds plenty responsible under the law to me.

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WTF are you talking about? Saying someone did something because they weren't up to thinking it through is exactly the opposite of blaming them.You can't have it both ways.

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Another gun? Don't be silly.

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OH YOU!

Instead of getting embroiled in a never ending back and forth match, I'll instead choose to laugh at your ignorance.

You so crazy!

Prediction: Your response will be something along the lines of "You won't debate it so I win". Then I'll laugh at you some more. So will others.

Shine on you crazy diamond! :D :D :D

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Reading comprehension, how the fuck does it work?

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If they don't charge her with aiding and abetting, and accessory, then others who are in similar circumstances will think it's okay if they also don't come forward.

If they throw the book at her now, and make a big deal about it, complete with lots of press releases. then HOPEFULLY, anyone else hesitating about turning someone in, won't.

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But how did he feel about gay people?

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My first thought when I saw that picture was, "All these insecure conflicted assholes have to have beautiful women as arm candy to assure the world they are the greatest macho men out there (with yooge hands, of course).

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It almost, almost, mind you, makes me wish he'd done it at Disneyworld. Disney owns everything from Star Wars to senators.

The whole question of guns would be a thing of the past 24 hours after it went down, 'cause they'd have sent Mickey and Donald (and an army of wet-workers and cleaners) after every member of the NRA, and every pro-NRA congressman would immediately be reversing their positions. That sweet Minnie-money would be cut off, possibly with some appendages.

Regulation laws would be passed faster than the PATRIOT Act.

There is, however, the possibility (and he probably figured the same thing) that he would be caught five minutes after getting in and end up disappeared into Davy Jones' Locker in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.Bottom line: Even an armed madman knows- you don't fuck with Disney.

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This woman is not a "kid." She's 30 years old; old enough to know how to pick up the phone and dial 911. I hope she's charged with aiding and abetting. There's no excuse for letting her husband plan -- and helping him -- a massacre of dozens of innocent people.

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It is possible to be a victim AND a human being, you know.

We don't know jack right now, so it could go either way. But don't be too quick to call for a hanging.

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He kills werewolves?

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You have to watch people go out in public wearing those shoes with that outfit...

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This is creepier than ALL the "Choose Your Own Adventure" endings from my childhood *put together*. Me likey!

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Jon and Kate Plus Hate!

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Arranged into armor-plating around a salted rat dick.

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