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<i>"He is not a racist, his wife is from Thailand."</i>

Unless he got her off the internet, because everybody knows that Asian women are <strike>subservient</strike> great wives.

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True story time...

I once worked alongside this loathsome right wing asshole that was married to a very nice lady from the Philippines. We were talking about this very thing and I had in my mind an image of a lonely serviceman, far from home and a smart, ambitious young woman...eyes across a crowded room blah blah blah.

(First a little bit about me...I used to have this really bad habit of blurting out the first thing that came to mind. It was all brain to mouth with no filter of any kind.)

Before hearing the rest of the story (and thus getting critical information), I said, "That's cool...I'm glad it wasn't one of those creepy mail-order bride thingies."

Ooops.

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Agreed - but more or less political? We know it was a breakdown in White House security driven by Librual disregard for the rules that allowed the Salahis to crash the party - BlunderRush and Off-the-Mark and InSannity told me so, so's it must be true. Didn't Glumm Bleek join that chorus? Also?

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That Doc has shoulders and arms like an East German Olympic swimmer.

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There is no nutjob the GOP won't cozy up to in order to get some votes/contributions, exhibit 32454.

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yeah and 2008 was proof that repubs were dead.

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If her son graduated simultaneously, maybe she will combust spontaneously. Here's to Hope!

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You beat me to it! I was going to predict this would be the biggest thing on Broadway since SpiderMan hit but you got there first. Dang!

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If you can ignore the random comma generator she apparently uses when she writes.

"Today most plays are nothing more, but liberal brainwashing."

Shakespearan, in its own way.

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Washington DC's funnest couple! Tareq and Michaele Salahi 2.0.

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No way...they were bigger than Jesus.

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<i>"typographical solecisms"</i>

It's like I didn't even see them.

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