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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Hey, the critical clue to Osama's whereabouts came from inside the shoe of a passenger attemting to board a flight from Dubuque to Cleveland. Betcha didn't know that.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Indeed. Today was a good day.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Ding ding ding! Correct. Have to justify that crazy piece of flying shit's existence.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/blackops.png" target="_blank">Suck it.</a>

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Spurning Beer's avatar

At least she doesn't plaster on the make-up like a trollop.

She tattoos it on. Like a trollop.

You cunt. (Not you, Tex. I don't know what they call female bulldogs in Texas, with or without lipstick. But you're cool. With tastefully applied cosmetics.)

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Spurning Beer's avatar

From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the Red Bull-fortified urine of totally stoked sailors.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I wonder what is going through the mind of the solder that put the bullet through BL’s head. I hope someone at least bought him a beer. Aw hell, the whole group deserves a lifetime supply of beer. Good beer, not that Lite crap.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I pictured them letting Eddie da Freak having a couple of hours alone with the corpse.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I hope they grabbed his computer on the way out. Any guesses about what's in his browser history?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As much as I would like to agree, don't forget the Bush the Elder had a 90% approval rating at the end of Kuwaiti Thunder...yet he was clobbered by a philandering good old boy.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

As long it is followed by War Pigs.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Has Trump taken credit for this yet?

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