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i think we need to move on from bin laden coverage. i mean, o'bama's school records aren't going to release themselves people.

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No wonder they won't release the photo.

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And one of those compasses that points towards Mecca.

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'If you're not telling the truth, you'll have to answer to...The Coca-Cola Company!"

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Wasn't worth nothin' anyway - the floride in the water ruined it.

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I forgot to attribute that quote: - Col. "Bat" Guano.

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Carlyle Group after hours numbers

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Dick Morris's whore toe suckers?

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Ron Paul?

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What a loser. Should have watched more Bourne movies.

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Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff

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