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fuflans's avatar

i think we need to move on from bin laden coverage. i mean, o'bama's school records aren't going to release themselves people.

schmannity's avatar

No wonder they won't release the photo.

chascates's avatar

And one of those compasses that points towards Mecca.

TundraGrifter's avatar

'If you're not telling the truth, you'll have to answer to...The Coca-Cola Company!"

TundraGrifter's avatar

Wasn't worth nothin' anyway - the floride in the water ruined it.

TundraGrifter's avatar

I forgot to attribute that quote: - Col. "Bat" Guano.

schmannity's avatar

Carlyle Group after hours numbers

schmannity's avatar

Dick Morris's whore toe suckers?

schmannity's avatar

What a loser. Should have watched more Bourne movies.

schmannity's avatar

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45-caliber automatic, two boxes ammunition, four days' concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination "Rooshin" phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings... Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff