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- Monroe County Public Works & Engineering Deopartment

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Ah, that's my husband's job. On the '64 Allis Chalmers. I bought him a fur-lined mad trapper's hat for that precise reason.

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If I need to know where to get a burrito* and/or a bottle of wine after the regular stores are closed, I have planned my day VERY badly.

* not babby burrito, I hasten to add

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Maine is sorta the Florida of the New England States anyway. They're always trying to out-Florida Florida

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Regarding that list: my fiancee, who as I have mentioned is an inner-city girl from Baltimore, is gonna be looking to rip somebody's balls off for 'America’s most underrated hideous accent.'

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Needz moar aging Batistists.

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But..but it is true. Go there, stand on a corner somewhere in Maryland (anywhere will do) and listen. If you can make it past 5 minutes without wanting air-hanger grade earplugs, then you're good to go.

Though at least they don't use wooder or worsh so there is that

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Is it wrong of me to point out the lady who slapped the pot flushing kid looks a bit like Caitlyn Jenner?

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I thought Sean Penn, myself...

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Lies! She has the most mellifluous accent, a joy to hear and a soothing balm upon the ears.Though I might be a TEENY bit biased.

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Did you get him the fur mittens that go with it? The ensemble isn't complete without the fur mittens.

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Remember when it was the parents that did the flushing? Good times...

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I thought meth-head-florida-making-a-big-deal-about-it-being-pot because-of-legalization-and-how-they-do-not-want-it myselfOh and 18 is not a kid. If they can get shot for buying skittles while being blah surely it is stand your ground to slap one for flushing your stash

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Fleeing soshalizm.

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Just a lil bit XD You have a point, it is sure as shit no Flushing accent or some Jersey Shore accent or a SE Philly (see above worsh and wooder) so as far as the mid-atlantic goes, Maryland does have one of the better ones.Hm, push between MD and DE on that one.How long yous guys been together?

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