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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

"To which Darth Cheney laid claim." Your sentence was fine, but you forgot Cheney's full name.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"Oh, right -- like you wouldn't!"

"No?" <i>[makes air quotes]</i> "Well <i>'Ohh-Kayyyy,'</i> Mr. 'Holier-Than Thou!' "

- the CIA

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Lefty Mark's avatar

'It was all done without our knowledge by one rogue agent named Jack Bauer." -- CIA

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Lefty Mark's avatar

At the Black Site #6 it was all fun and games until they hooked up the jumper cables.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

OK, OK, you drive a hard bargain. XBox and <i>Call of Duty</i> for everyone! C'mon, who wouldn't like that?

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artem1s's avatar

Creepy CIA lawyer on NPR this morning was spinning that they TOLD Congress AND Panetta what they were doing and everyone was all hunky dory about it, so there. CYA in full force with these lying MFs.

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artem1s's avatar

In other words, CIA personnel tortured detainees to <strike>confirm they didn’t have intelligence, </strike> provide torture fapp p0rn to GWB, Alberto Gonzalez and Company, not because <strike>they thought they did.”</strike> they gave a flying fuck about national security.

FTFY

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marxalot's avatar

A bunch of entitled incompetents are lying to their bosses to get them to provide more top secret don't ask moneys for their parties? YA DON"T SAY.

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artem1s's avatar

send that suggestion to Governor Walker, STAT!

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schmannity's avatar

Once the GOP takes over, they will be bemoaning the beheading and crucifixion gap with ISIS.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Actually, I think holiday ham was one of the implements of torture. Maybe Tofurky and a gift card?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Central Improbity Agency sez what?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Of course Darrell Issa will immediately hold hearing hearings on these findings. Right?

[crickets]

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If you have a plate of hummus and a rubber tube, what's the first thing that comes to mind, huh?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

Repeal! (C'mon -- read the memo!)

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artem1s's avatar

I would certainly hate to attend a dinner party at one of these guys homes.

Appetizers anyone?

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