Sen. Mark Udall was turfed out of office this November by the good people of Colorado, so for the last few weeks, Udall's been wandering the halls of Congress wondering what to do with his final moments on the public stage. Today, Udall delivered what will likely be his final floor speech as a senator, and it was a certified stemwinder.
"Oh, right -- like you wouldn't!"
&quot;No?&quot; <i>[makes air quotes]</i> &quot;Well <i>&#039;Ohh-Kayyyy,&#039;</i> Mr. &#039;Holier-Than Thou!&#039; &quot;
Creepy CIA lawyer on NPR this morning was spinning that they TOLD Congress AND Panetta what they were doing and everyone was all hunky dory about it, so there. CYA in full force with these lying MFs.
In other words, CIA personnel tortured detainees to <strike>confirm they didn&rsquo;t have intelligence, </strike> provide torture fapp p0rn to GWB, Alberto Gonzalez and Company, not because <strike>they thought they did.&rdquo;</strike> they gave a flying fuck about national security.
A bunch of entitled incompetents are lying to their bosses to get them to provide more top secret don&#039;t ask moneys for their parties? YA DON&quot;T SAY.
&quot;To which Darth Cheney laid claim.&quot; Your sentence was fine, but you forgot Cheney&#039;s full name.
&quot;Oh, right -- like you wouldn&#039;t!&quot;
&quot;No?&quot; <i>[makes air quotes]</i> &quot;Well <i>&#039;Ohh-Kayyyy,&#039;</i> Mr. &#039;Holier-Than Thou!&#039; &quot;
- the CIA
&#039;It was all done without our knowledge by one rogue agent named Jack Bauer.&quot; -- CIA
At the Black Site #6 it was all fun and games until they hooked up the jumper cables.
OK, OK, you drive a hard bargain. XBox and <i>Call of Duty</i> for everyone! C&#039;mon, who wouldn&#039;t like that?
Creepy CIA lawyer on NPR this morning was spinning that they TOLD Congress AND Panetta what they were doing and everyone was all hunky dory about it, so there. CYA in full force with these lying MFs.
In other words, CIA personnel tortured detainees to <strike>confirm they didn&rsquo;t have intelligence, </strike> provide torture fapp p0rn to GWB, Alberto Gonzalez and Company, not because <strike>they thought they did.&rdquo;</strike> they gave a flying fuck about national security.
FTFY
A bunch of entitled incompetents are lying to their bosses to get them to provide more top secret don&#039;t ask moneys for their parties? YA DON&quot;T SAY.
send that suggestion to Governor Walker, STAT!
Once the GOP takes over, they will be bemoaning the beheading and crucifixion gap with ISIS.
Actually, I think holiday ham was one of the implements of torture. Maybe Tofurky and a gift card?
Central Improbity Agency sez what?
Of course Darrell Issa will immediately hold hearing hearings on these findings. Right?
[crickets]
If you have a plate of hummus and a rubber tube, what&#039;s the first thing that comes to mind, huh?
Repeal! (C&#039;mon -- read the memo!)
I would certainly hate to attend a dinner party at one of these guys homes.
Appetizers anyone?