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WickedStepGrandmother's avatar

"Melania looked happier and more at ease than she has ever been in her entire life, except maybe the times she met Justin Trudeau and Gavin Newsom."

oh, SNAP!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Release the Epstein Files! Free D.C. !

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I'm a hat person. I own and wear a huge variety of hats (no baseball caps, I'm no MAGAt). Melanoma's hat is an abomination. It wore her, not the other way around.

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Littorally Speaking's avatar

[๐˜ˆ] ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฑ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜˜๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜Œ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ป๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜๐˜โ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ข ๐˜ธ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜‹๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ž๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜™๐˜ต. ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ท. ๐˜Š๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜Š๐˜ฐ๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ด๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ. (๐˜•๐˜ฐ ๐˜ด๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ!)

HE HAS A WIFE YOU KNOW

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Robert Eckert's avatar

You win the Internet for today

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kmblue187's avatar

Cutting in front of the King.

Saluting "God Save the King". King Charles doesn't put his hand on his heart for "Star Spangled Banner"

Finally Trump reading his state dinner speech like a child who has just learned to read, halting, long pauses to figure out what a word was. Could NOT resist ad-libbing the USA is "hot."

Melania's UFO hat.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Everyone I assume knows Bowie's "Breaking Glass" from Low. Sir does a cover, but it's called "Breaking Wind".

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Perhaps the most moving reading from a Menu I have yet to experience. Thank You Sir!

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Revenant's avatar

Is that his bald spot Iโ€™m seeing on top of his big square empty head?

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Sir's accelerating hair loss is due to the frigid temperatures emanating from his "thoughtings".

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Revenant's avatar

Every time I see a picture taken from a little above I am struck how rectangular his head is, like Boris Karloff's Frankenstein's monster, all he's missing are the bolts in the neck and on the temples.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

ok i know people don't like the royals here, but the contrast between kate and melinianinny with those scouts was stark. Kate clapped when their names were called, crouched down to speak with them after handing over the badge - melinianinny barely bent down

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Doloras LaPicho's avatar

" Keir Starmer. Heโ€™s center-left,"

He's brought in a trans bathroom ban across the UK the likes of which MAGA can only dream about. He parrots the fascist line on immigration. He's Gavin Newsom without the redeeming features.

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Laurence Tillett's avatar

Steven Miller etc left at home?? So where was the Vampire wearing that obviously borrowed and waaay too small white tie getup?? Yโ€™know, the one with KKKaroline in an obviously un-brassiered dress. Also, the darts looked uneven. Temu special?

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tehbaddr's avatar

Tramp is so pathetic. He looks like they dressed him up funny again, even thought I bet they didn't. Schlub looks funny in whatever he wears.

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mzf's avatar

" ... smirking that the UK and France were like, โ€œsome random country that hasnโ€™t fought a war in 30 or 40 yearsโ€? "

The French managed to sucker the US into taking over their failed efforts in Vietnam.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No, the US made the stupid decision to go in there all on our own.

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Pexas Teat's avatar

Anyone remember a "Coalition of the Willing?"

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AthenaH2SO4's avatar

It honestly looks like there's a moment where Chuck is trying REALLY hard to not laugh at Dampnut's halting "speech".

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Here I stand, slightly sharted

Barely upright, to be honest

Reading things

Phone Et Ick All Eee

Had some good times

On that island

I said make me King

I'll give you Holland

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Andre's avatar

It honestly would have been HIGH-LARRY-US had the Brits let Andrew rub, erm, elbows with Dear Leader and his Loving Wife.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

If only they had some kind of famous dungeon or something...

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